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Post by sandsman1 on Nov 9, 2004 0:53:46 GMT -5
THE REDHEAD >> >> A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and >>says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. >> >> "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." >> >> She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams >>in agony She pushes her knee and screams, pushes >>her ankle and screams. >> >> Everywhere she touches makes her scream. >> >> The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead are >>you?" >> >> "No, "she says, "I'm actually a blonde." >> >> "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is >>broken. " >> >>
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shorty
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2004
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Post by shorty on Nov 9, 2004 9:31:21 GMT -5
hahaha sands thats a good one but outch look out hahaha
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Post by Cher on Nov 9, 2004 9:50:10 GMT -5
Hahahahaha funny Sands ;D
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Post by docone31 on Nov 9, 2004 17:02:28 GMT -5
You are all right, no matter what anybody says. A redheaded blonde........ I sent a ring photo to Rosebud, I hope it comes out. I am looking forward to showing what I can do. It is finally not just being talk! The daggoned camera is winning the battle however. It is silicone brained antithistical anti-christ spawn!!!!!
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Post by cookie3rocks on Nov 9, 2004 18:05:44 GMT -5
I thought that was me Oh, wait, I'm carbon based. Can't wait to see. cookie
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Post by docone31 on Nov 10, 2004 19:51:01 GMT -5
Baked stuffed Chicken When I found this receipe I thought it would be perfect for a cook like me, who are not sure when the chicken is perfectly cooked and not dried out. 1 6/7lb chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing, any store brand will do. 1 cup uncooked popcorn, any store brand will do.
Pre heat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken with melted butter, add salt and pepper to taste. Place in oven with neck aimed at back of oven. Listen to the popping sounds.
When the chicken's ass explodes and blows the oven door open and the chicken smatters against the back of the oven, it is done and not too dry.
And you thought I couldn't cook. You should have seen how high my wife jumped the first time I did this and the language she used. I did clean up the mess and she yelled at me the entire dinner. I told her I was doing something special and it would be a suprise. I do not think she was all that happy about that.
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llanago
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Post by llanago on Nov 10, 2004 20:05:00 GMT -5
Baked stuffed chicken - ROTFLMAO! Too funny!
llana
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Post by docone31 on Nov 10, 2004 20:12:55 GMT -5
Thilly me, I forgot to add that you have to put the popcorn into the cavity after adding the melted butter and before you put the chicken into the oven. I am thuch a thilly thavage.
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Post by krazydiamond on Nov 10, 2004 20:21:04 GMT -5
ok, i've heard of popcorn shrimp...........never popcorn chicken.........maybe you should call it air head chicken?
put a tin foil hat on the poor little dahlin'........
KD
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Post by cookie3rocks on Nov 10, 2004 21:05:12 GMT -5
I've heard that a tin foil tent (hat) helps poultry to brown nicely. My husband is a thilly thavage chef and that's a new one for him. Don't think the kitchen help would be willing to clean that up. Nor would he if I tried it. Good thing I don't cook and/or my oven's on the fritz. Otherwise, I'd have to give it a shot!
cookie
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Post by Cher on Nov 10, 2004 21:26:51 GMT -5
I think you guys have that wrong, shouldn't that be called POOPcorn Chicken?
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WarrenA
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Post by WarrenA on Nov 10, 2004 22:39:34 GMT -5
My favorite dinner takes 2 days to make Take a good sized roast and cook it in the crock pot cool and remove fat and bone etc. shred up a little cook again the next day in the crock pot and add a package of Au Jus sauce and a few potatoes carrots onions whatever YOU like. serve this makes the absolute best sandwich meat, even a poor cut of roast will be tender
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sweetiehound
starting to shine!
Member since June 2004
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Post by sweetiehound on Nov 20, 2004 0:07:35 GMT -5
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever
One of my favorites....
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Post by sandsman1 on Nov 20, 2004 2:10:02 GMT -5
hahaha good one
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