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Post by Original Admin on Feb 26, 2005 18:19:08 GMT -5
I just watched the film "SIGNS" with Mel Gibson, and there were these kids in it with TIN FOIL HATS ON?  Whats going on - I have a mate who told me to watch the Simpsons to find out. I havent the time for that cartoon stuff. Am I being thick again? Can someone re-iterate what in summary form what the "tin foil" is all about? Someone once wrote "You dont know what you dont know". Im sure theres a connection there but where the hell do the foil hats fit in? Radio waves? |
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MichiganRocks
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Post by MichiganRocks on Feb 26, 2005 18:28:39 GMT -5
Hey Mark, the tinfoil hat keeps the alien mind probes from being able to get to your brain. Doesn't help with the anal probe though!
Ron
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Post by docone31 on Feb 26, 2005 19:58:06 GMT -5
Mark, we explained all that in earlier posts. To summarize;
It is the Electricals!!!! Back in the '40's an alien craft hit a plastic weather balloon. That was the end of that. It crashed. They had mastered miniature technology and had it in the vascular system. Upon contact, the miniature whatevers entered the bloodstream of a soldier. He went into special training and dug an hole. In the hole, he found dinosaur poop and the elements mixed with his blood in the form of dust. He dug further down and has lived undergrouned ever since. A distant relative of his is really the fungus under Washington state, and Oregon. The miniatures in his blood stream used the electrical energy from his synaptic responses, and found the could reproduce hermaphroditicaly.
We now have a species of quasi homonid that lives off synaptic energy and can reproduce by itself.
This life form morphed and created politicians and Drs. The politicians made laws to enslave innocent people, and the Drs created dentists. The dentists use the alien technology in the form of chips that they implant in fillings, and the politicians made the concept of politically correct an house hold word.
Yuppies, and silicone workers and engineers and programmers became a breed that looked like humans. They broke down the mononuclear family, and implied that it is ok to break your word, and trample innocent people as long as you do not get caught. To prevent rebelion, they created a concept where we felt social responsibility and turned in our neighbors if they were not like Yuppies.
The electricals learned to utilize our power network. They listen to our thoughts through the chips in teeth. They even created a person, George Orwell, who wrote a book that would immunize us to what is really going on. Aldus Huxley realized that and wrote a book but George Orwell was so well read no one paid attention. It is a lot like Herman Melville, who was really a New York Stockbroker, and wrote of the upcoming electricals and their power and the effort we need to fight them.
The tinfoil hats create a Faraday cage for the few that know the truth, and putting batteries in our mouths shorts out the chips.
Look what happened to you. Andy used to be an household word. Mark appeared out of nowhere. You are fighting the electricals and you do not know it. They live in the wiring in the house. The best thing to do, is to replumb with the piping visible in the house, and rewire so all the wiring can have aluminum foil wrapped around it.
Andy/Mark/Mandy/Phred, it is not too late. There is hope yet.
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Post by krazydiamond on Feb 27, 2005 18:16:09 GMT -5
yeh, cuz Timothy Leary got it all wrong. and Carlos Casteneda was close, but kept hurling furballs in great steaming chunks.
aluminum foil is the preferred material for the discriminating nutball who needs to short out all those pesky tooth chips.
see what you have been missing, Mark? by the way, why don't you enter a name for my #6 stone?
KD
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Post by Cher on Feb 27, 2005 23:38:56 GMT -5
You have to watch out for those anal probes. They got poor Cartman .... he shoots fire from his backside and has this huge, satelite dish I think, that erupts from his backside too. Probably for the aliens to call home. I think they killed Kenny too ... those bas****s! He should have had a tinfoil hat, it would have saved him.
Cher
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Post by docone31 on Feb 28, 2005 22:57:23 GMT -5
Anal probes, and singing Gerbils only occur if the chips start emitting static.
If, when the Gerbil is pushed in and he starts singing, the aliens will put a brain worm in your ear and after a while, you will scream and start speaking in Russian with a lisp.
If the Gerbil dies, then the anal probe starts flying through walls to find you. It waits untill you sleep and after making the cat breathe in green colours and leave the house to catch a mouse, Hokay!, next morning you will fart fire and a large antenna will unfold and creatures with grey skin and dark eyes will hold you down and let the electricals enter your body making you hear voices and see things no one else sees.
When that happens, you are doomed. The aliens will not let you die, and they keep pushing things under your skin to make large zits. Inside the zit is a larvae that lives off your lymphatic system and discharges alkaloids that make you hear the electricals.
The tinfoil hat is not enough! The 9volt battery must shock the chips so they do not inform the aliens the chip is being modified. Once the chip is shorted out, you just disappear and if you are lucky, the dead gerbil gets passed and you do not die from intestinal gangrene.
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Post by cookie3rocks on Feb 28, 2005 23:43:56 GMT -5
Lemmywinks wore a beautiful tin foil hat (with a flame on top) while finding his way out of Slave's buttocks. He is now blessed in the land of... Oh, what the hell am I talking about I think I should go to bed now. (get damit!) cookie |
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chassroc
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Post by chassroc on Mar 1, 2005 10:31:41 GMT -5
After reading Doc's post, I must admit (Sheepishly), that I actually was worried about Bush, Gonzalez, Ashcroft and crew. Silly me
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Post by stefan on Mar 2, 2005 14:24:56 GMT -5
I metal detect so I'm immune- Faraday shields are what we use to protect out search coils from there own transmiting signals rebounding off of the wet grass and interfering with themselves! He Doc- where was the alien crash? I read about it somewhere but I can't remeber if that was the roswell NM crash or another one!
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