Post by momma on Mar 5, 2005 20:41:47 GMT -5
YOUR A REDNECK
u have no hubcaps at all!
if ur driving down the road and your motor falls out of the car
Police don't bother giving you a reason when they pull you over.
If you have to drive dressed like an eskimo in the winter cause the heat don't work.
You have scratched your home phone into the roof so the person who was borrowing it knew your number to call when it broke down.
Your grandfather bought the car new for less than 2 grand.
You've been approached to use your car for a fundraiser to sell tickets at a dollar apiece for each whack with a sledge hammer.
Cats refuse to walk accross your unfinished hood...wait a minute...what hood?
If the windshield wipers work by manually pulling a string back and forth.
If Jon Buckles says your car is really old, dude.
If your twenty-something year old child was conceived during a steamy night in the back seat.
You have to count to more than 10 after switching the tranny into gear before the drive engages.
TJ, Jasmine, and Taylor are younger than your car.
you shop for parts at the dump
your gas cap is a dirty old grocery bag
you drive with the heater cranked in summer to keep the engine cooler
you start your engine by touching a tire iron to the solenoid
when you add coolant your oil level rises
YOU POKE AN OUTER PANEL AND YOUR FINGER GOES THROUGH
your truck has a list to the port side
if the hub caps falls of when you go around bends faster then 35
It's got so much bondo it leans!
it doesn't bother you to clean the snow off your car with a stiff bristle shop broom.
its a plymouth reliant
you don't park to close to a dumpster in fear that the garbage truck might mistake you ride for the unit.
Could help myself but LMAO on this one
momma
u have no hubcaps at all!
if ur driving down the road and your motor falls out of the car
Police don't bother giving you a reason when they pull you over.
If you have to drive dressed like an eskimo in the winter cause the heat don't work.
You have scratched your home phone into the roof so the person who was borrowing it knew your number to call when it broke down.
Your grandfather bought the car new for less than 2 grand.
You've been approached to use your car for a fundraiser to sell tickets at a dollar apiece for each whack with a sledge hammer.
Cats refuse to walk accross your unfinished hood...wait a minute...what hood?
If the windshield wipers work by manually pulling a string back and forth.
If Jon Buckles says your car is really old, dude.
If your twenty-something year old child was conceived during a steamy night in the back seat.
You have to count to more than 10 after switching the tranny into gear before the drive engages.
TJ, Jasmine, and Taylor are younger than your car.
you shop for parts at the dump
your gas cap is a dirty old grocery bag
you drive with the heater cranked in summer to keep the engine cooler
you start your engine by touching a tire iron to the solenoid
when you add coolant your oil level rises
YOU POKE AN OUTER PANEL AND YOUR FINGER GOES THROUGH
your truck has a list to the port side
if the hub caps falls of when you go around bends faster then 35
It's got so much bondo it leans!
it doesn't bother you to clean the snow off your car with a stiff bristle shop broom.
its a plymouth reliant
you don't park to close to a dumpster in fear that the garbage truck might mistake you ride for the unit.
Could help myself but LMAO on this one
momma
