Post by sandsman1 on Apr 22, 2005 20:57:28 GMT -5
> Turner Brown
>
> A man named Mike gets into an elevator, looks
> up and sees he is alone except for this great big
> huge guy standing next to him.
>
> The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
> says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs
> each, Turner Brown."
>
> Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
>
> The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face
> and shaking him. He asks, "Are you ok?"
>
> In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you
> just say to me?"
>
> The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your
> face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions
> everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch
> penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
>
> Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said, "Turn Around"
>
> A man named Mike gets into an elevator, looks
> up and sees he is alone except for this great big
> huge guy standing next to him.
>
> The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
> says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs
> each, Turner Brown."
>
> Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
>
> The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face
> and shaking him. He asks, "Are you ok?"
>
> In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you
> just say to me?"
>
> The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your
> face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions
> everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch
> penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
>
> Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said, "Turn Around"
