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Post by krazydiamond on Jul 20, 2005 20:08:34 GMT -5
must be they had to cut the trees to make the poles to string the lines to Sands new home..........) it seems like forever since he moved. i miss his presence on the board.... KD
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Post by rockyraccoon on Jul 20, 2005 20:23:23 GMT -5
me too kd...wish he'd hurry up!
kim
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Post by stefan on Jul 20, 2005 20:27:41 GMT -5
Well doc said the electricals had gotten him- But actually I think they just planted the trees- to grow em so the can cut them to string the wire well you know! Yea I iss them blue stars too plus I have like 100 questions for him
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Post by docone31 on Jul 20, 2005 21:25:00 GMT -5
They got him. I warned him, I warned everybody! They are here! They are everywhere. I warned him. Notice, we haven't heard from Mark, Mandy, Phred, that gaggle of Electrical conspirators! They have sucked Sands in. Poor innocent Sands. He meant so well for everybody, he did so much from his heart. Now he is in the clutches of the Electricals. He has noises in his head and it distracts everybody. I told him! I told him to rewire his house and put the wiring inside the house, not through the walls. You have to see the wiring so you know when the electricals are there. He thought I was kidding, he thought me a little overworked, he thought I was distracted when the TV channels in my head were on different stations. Doris Day, in one ear, and Walter Cronkite in the other. Doris day was talking to my wife's stepfather, and Walter Cronkite was reporting on the Vietnam war. I told him. Now look, he is gone. Never to return.
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Post by Cher on Jul 20, 2005 23:08:42 GMT -5
I miss him too, sure hope everything is ok. It does seem like it's taking an awful long time but that could be just the wait to get hooked up with the ISP in his area.
Cher
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Post by Alice on Jul 21, 2005 7:08:22 GMT -5
maybe he's just settling in... painting, moving furniture, emptying boxes, etc... Sometimes it takes longer then expected.
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Post by stefan on Jul 21, 2005 8:06:19 GMT -5
No I think Doc is correct- Oh he will come back- but he will be the Electrical Sands-- Gosh I'm glad my workshop is in the basement- where I can see all the wiring- And there is no TV or computer down there- Only a telephone (not in the shop) and a radio but I can see all the wiring and I have a roll of tinfoil and I'm making a hat- Ahh Doc I have seen the light.
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Post by Tweetiepy on Jul 21, 2005 8:14:23 GMT -5
I think he's playing with his new genie and doesn't have time to talk to us anymore! - If I had a genie, I'd be busy too!
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Post by docone31 on Jul 21, 2005 15:45:14 GMT -5
Hey, hey, hey! We do not want to talk about Sands Genie!!! This is an open forum. None of that talk here. I certainly wouldn't want anyone on an open forum talking about my Genie. Sands has been abducted by the Electricals. Talking about his Genie will certainly not help here. And, if Sands wants to go off and play with his Genie, we certainly should not talk about it. It is what the Electricals want. Soon, they will take him to the dungeon under his basement. That is where they take people eventually. That is what happened to Andy. He met a screaming end in the dungeon. If the Electricals find out Sands is playing with his Genie, they will torture him harder. They know, they all know.
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Post by stefan on Jul 22, 2005 10:12:02 GMT -5
Doc I work in my basement- But all my wires are exposed- and there is no TV or Computer down there- Only a phone (not in the shop) and a radio- Am I ok?
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Post by docone31 on Jul 22, 2005 17:47:13 GMT -5
I am not sure. If there was a suspicion of Radon gas, it was agents of the Electricals trying to lure you in. If you have over 6" walls, you probably have either rebar, or roadmesh so you do have something of a Faraday cage. That kinda helps. If the wiring is inside the concrete as code calls for today, that is where the Electricals lurk. It is an hard life, protecting your family, appearing momentarily, then retreating. All the time trying to not be abducted. Is there any contrail activity overhead? That is an indication of activity in the vicinity. The Electricals use the exhaust of the jet engines, and the alien craft to spread a virus. This virus gets spread out and everybody breathes a little bit. It is a nanovirus. Hence the need to regularily put a 9Volt battery completely in the mouth to short out the chips under the fillings. The nanovirus repairs the chips when they get shorted out. It is a little uncomfortable but it knocks out the ability of the Electricals to tap into cranial EMF. Never use a cell phone during a thunderstorm! It changes the preference of the individual to an unusual lifestyle perference. It is commonly referred to as "coming out of the closet", but, it really is the Electricals pumping up the EMF. Put a 9Volt battery in Thilly Tham's mouth and watch him suddenly go from eating yogurt, and Keish, to eating almost raw steak and tinkering with big block chevy's. He returns home and is shocked. She is really a dude! Those Electricals are cunning and devious threats. Take them seriously.
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Post by krazydiamond on Jul 24, 2005 19:20:32 GMT -5
momentary lapse of reason..? Doc you need to bring those negative forces to ground.
we all need to take a break (now and then) from the Holy Grid. Rats need to chew or their teeth will grow into their brains...(and the worms eat into their brains).......
i am caught in between Pink Floyd and Firesign Theatre, somebody STOP ME.
KD
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Post by Cher on Jul 24, 2005 19:43:01 GMT -5
I don't think the electricals got Sands, I think they got his ISP and he's having a hard time getting them to give up so he can get back online again. KD I'd try to stop you but I was never in to Pink Floyd and have never heard of Firesign Theatre.
All I can do is act like Mom ...
KD turn that darn thing off right now and get down in the basement and get those slabs cut!
Did that help? Maybe I should have typed it in caps so it looked like I was hollering at you? *smile*
Cher
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Post by ArkieRockhound on Jul 26, 2005 13:57:33 GMT -5
Sands, please hurrey back! We're all so anxious to hear from you and to see all those beautiful cabs you're making on that new Genie. We'll give you the rest of the week, then I guess we'll have to come looking for you! Trish
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Post by krazydiamond on Jul 26, 2005 18:12:28 GMT -5
i'll snail him tomorrow and try and find out the scoop. phone companies can be a pain in the behind parts and so can ISP's..but this is getting tedious. i'll bet he is Jonesin' too.
KD
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Post by Cher on Jul 26, 2005 22:15:34 GMT -5
I was wondering about doing that but I only have his old address. Be ok if he put in his change of address right away. Let us know if you get a reply and tell him we're worried about him.
Cher
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Post by rockyraccoon on Jul 27, 2005 8:21:55 GMT -5
banjo's gonna try to call him today. maybe he'll be able to give us a report soon!
kim
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Post by Cher on Jul 28, 2005 12:47:41 GMT -5
Has anyone heard anything yet?
Cher
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Post by docone31 on Jul 28, 2005 13:37:20 GMT -5
We will never hear from him again! Mark has turned him into an Electrical. We are next. We have to be aware. Get those batteries ready, make new tinfoil hats, sleep in tinfoil pyramids.....Mark is coming to take more of us. Notice, Sands got put on the board and poof! A warning to all.
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Post by docone31 on Jul 29, 2005 20:33:43 GMT -5
See, it has been a few days now, and we have been mailing him, trying to call him. He is probably holed up, looking through the curtains at every shadow, passerby, keeping out of site. Mark is probably sneaking cookies to him late at night. Sands is probably wearing an aluminum foil suit, he has taken all the wires and plumbing out of the walls and is watching the exposed wires and pipes. He uses his flyswatter to hit any Electricals he sees. He has created a copper wire suit and it is connected to a 12Volt battery. He has two 9volt batteries in his mouth, is wrapped in Saran wrap under the aluminum foil suit. At night he is huddled in a corner inside his aluminum pyramid. Any person who knocks on his door he shouts he is not home. When the phone rings he jumps and pulls a blanket over himself. He hears voices, they are telling him THEY are coming, THEY know. The voices are telling him to do strange things and write on the walls. He hears the sounds coming from the dungeon. He hears voices from there, he knows THEY have a listening post down there. He know the chemtrails were deposited directly over him. He can feel the chemicals entering his body. He can feel the changes, he is getting hairy palms, his tongue is growing hair, his eyes are turning yellow. He is listening to Bethoven's ninth symphony. He can feel the Jack Boots he has a Brown Shirt in the closet. He is shaving his eyebrows. Just before dawn he is pacing, sometimes laughing, sometimes yelling he warned them! he warned them! THEY didn't listen. He warned them! He is chewing on tumbled stones and placing them on the floor in strange shapes that is writing form the Electricals home world. He is talking to each stone......telling them to stay where he put them. That they will be ok, he will protect them...... He has broken all the mirrors. THEY live in them. He has thrown the bed frame out the window. The Electricals live under the frame and stab his feet when he has to go to the bathroom at night. He is afraid to sleep. THEY come then. He has surrounded his space with an iron circle. A long string of nails he found in the closet. He has a path through the room with the nails. They help him when he walks around to swat THEM. He has to escape, but, when he opens the door THEY are waiting for him. Mark has already turned metallic grey. His skin is falling off in dry patches. It is like a coccoon. Each time he grows he sheds his skin. He has to eat he pieces so no one can find him. The voices, the voices!!! There is no relief. I warned them! I warned them!! I warned them!!! Ha ha ha, it is too late. I warned them.
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