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Post by sandsman1 on Dec 25, 2005 22:01:04 GMT -5
i just seen this one on another site had to tell it cause i never post italian jokes cause there all old and tired i never herd this one before too dam funny
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.
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Post by joe on Dec 25, 2005 22:46:50 GMT -5
How do you shut an Italian up? Tie his hands behind his back!
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Post by nepherite on Dec 26, 2005 2:32:46 GMT -5
Hey, I'm italian........
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Post by rockyraccoon on Dec 26, 2005 7:49:09 GMT -5
sands is italian too tony lol.
kim
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Post by sandsman1 on Dec 26, 2005 10:38:06 GMT -5
haha me to tony and i herd most all italian jokes growin up in an all italian neighborhood but when i read that one i laughed out loud hahaha so i had to post it-------i guess it helped that i had just takin two pain killers a bit before hahahaha
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Post by Tweetiepy on Dec 26, 2005 10:42:17 GMT -5
Actually this joke also works well for the french! We do the hand thing too!
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Post by joe on Dec 26, 2005 11:51:34 GMT -5
Tony I'm Italian too. That's why I know these jokes. My apologies if it offends you.
Joe
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jerryde
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2005
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Post by jerryde on Dec 26, 2005 12:15:52 GMT -5
A fellow meets his best friend in the cafe and sees that his friend has his right hand all bandaged up...Say Joe what happened to you...
Well, this guy made me so mad I flipped him off...and he came back and broke my finger...
Man Joe, that's bad...well, how come your left hand is all bandaged up also...?
I'm bi-lingual...
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Post by nepherite on Dec 26, 2005 13:19:33 GMT -5
LOL ! I heard every " WOP " joke joke in the book. Did you hear about the Italian who locked his keys in the car ? It took him 5 hours to get his family out !!!!!!!
Tony
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Post by sandsman1 on Dec 26, 2005 13:25:45 GMT -5
hahaha good one
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Post by docone31 on Dec 26, 2005 21:27:35 GMT -5
Guess why Sands smiles every time an helicopter flies by.
They go
wop! wop! wop!
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Dec 28, 2005 11:08:00 GMT -5
I'm Polish- and I don't get them!
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crystaldragon
having dreams about rocks
how do you find good rocks in the middle of IOWA????
Member since December 2005
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Post by crystaldragon on Dec 31, 2005 13:16:03 GMT -5
how do you kill a dumb blonde?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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Pebbles
has rocks in the head
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Post by Pebbles on Dec 31, 2005 21:01:20 GMT -5
Hey there, Crystaldragon -
I'm proud of my blonde heritage!!! Gotta take pride in something. *lol*
Pebbles
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g0too
starting to spend too much on rocks
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Post by g0too on Dec 31, 2005 23:07:01 GMT -5
lol
I am half greek and I also use my hands when talking just like all greeks do, so this applies to greeks as well.
Yeah I know I live and grew up in england but hey I love the place (except how cold I feel at the moment, and I was born and grew up here.. lol)
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Post by krazydiamond on Jan 2, 2006 20:10:11 GMT -5
"Four thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all,
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall."
heard you guys got some snow for a change, HAHA!!
KD
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Jan 4, 2006 12:31:19 GMT -5
KD the Beatles?  Hmmmm Classic. |
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Hmmmm Classic.
