Post by drupe on Feb 11, 2006 15:00:32 GMT -5
In a very rough neighborhood the Catholic kids and the Jewish kids were constantly beating the hell out of each other.
The Rabbi and the Priest decided they had to stop the mayhem and the only way they could do that was to learn more about each others religion.
The Priest attended a Bar Mitzvah. He told the Rabbi he had much more respect for Judism after his experience.
The Rabbi decided he'd learn about the Catholics if he went to a confessional and listened in.
The 3rd person to confess was a lady who said"Bless me father for I have sinned, I committed adultry 3 times." The priests absolution was say an Our Father, a Hail Mary and put $5.00 in the poor plate when you leave.
Several more people came by and finally another lady with the same sin. Adultery 3 times, the prist gave her the same absolution.
The priest decide he needed a cup of coffee and since it was slow asked Saul, the Rabbi, could he handle it for a few minutes. The Rabbi replied - piece of cake.
The very first person that came by was a lady who confessed to having committed adultery twice. The Rabbi
thought for a few seconds and gave this absolution. "Say an Our Father, A Hail Mary put $5.00 in the poor plate when you leave and you've got a free one comin."
;D 
Pete
The Rabbi and the Priest decided they had to stop the mayhem and the only way they could do that was to learn more about each others religion.
The Priest attended a Bar Mitzvah. He told the Rabbi he had much more respect for Judism after his experience.
The Rabbi decided he'd learn about the Catholics if he went to a confessional and listened in.
The 3rd person to confess was a lady who said"Bless me father for I have sinned, I committed adultry 3 times." The priests absolution was say an Our Father, a Hail Mary and put $5.00 in the poor plate when you leave.
Several more people came by and finally another lady with the same sin. Adultery 3 times, the prist gave her the same absolution.
The priest decide he needed a cup of coffee and since it was slow asked Saul, the Rabbi, could he handle it for a few minutes. The Rabbi replied - piece of cake.
The very first person that came by was a lady who confessed to having committed adultery twice. The Rabbi
thought for a few seconds and gave this absolution. "Say an Our Father, A Hail Mary put $5.00 in the poor plate when you leave and you've got a free one comin."
;D 
Pete
