Post by Bikerrandy on Mar 26, 2006 7:55:40 GMT -5
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing
organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the
best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a
Bud."
Hans, CEO of Lowenbrau, steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer,
ferdamt. Give me ein Lowenbrau, das ist der real King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Sleemans, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet
coke with ice and lemon eh? Thanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Sleemans, Pat?"
Paddy replies "Well, if ya bunch of hosers aren't drinkin', then neither am I!"
organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the
best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a
Bud."
Hans, CEO of Lowenbrau, steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer,
ferdamt. Give me ein Lowenbrau, das ist der real King of beers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Sleemans, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet
coke with ice and lemon eh? Thanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Sleemans, Pat?"
Paddy replies "Well, if ya bunch of hosers aren't drinkin', then neither am I!"
