Post by stoner on Mar 30, 2006 16:13:55 GMT -5
Something to brighten your day.
Subject: The Thirty Years between 1975 - 2005
> > 1975: Long hair
> >
> > 2005: Longing for hair
> > > > > >
> > 1975: KEG
> >
> > 2005: EKG
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Acid rock
> >
> > 2005: Acid reflux
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Moving toCalifornia because it's cool
> >
> > 2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> >
> > 2005: Trying ! NOT to look like MarlonBrando or Liz Taylor
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Seeds and stems
> >
> > 2005: Roughage
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Hoping for a BMW
> >
> > 2005: Hoping for a BM
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Going to a new, hip joint
> >
> > 2005: Receiving a new hip joint
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Rolling Stones
> >
> > 2005: Kidney Stones
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Being called into the principal's office
> >
> > 2005: Calling the principal's office
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Disco
> >
> > 2005: Costco
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
> >
> > 2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Passing the drivers' test
> > 2005: Passing the vision test
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Whatever
> >
> > 2005: Depends
> >
> >
> > Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly
> > change things..
> >
> > The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
> > born in 1987.
> >
> > They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on
> > liftoff.
> >
> >
> > Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
> >
> >
> > Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
> >
> >
> > The CD was introduced the year they were born.
> >
> >
> > They have always had an answering machine.
> >
> >
> > They have always had cable
> >
> >
> > They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
> >
> >
> > Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
> >
> >
> > Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
> >
> >
> > They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
> >
> >
> > They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
> >
> >
> > They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.!
> >
> >
> > They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile f or a
> > Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".
> >
> >
> > They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
> >
> >
> > McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
> >
> >
> > They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
> >
> >
> > Do you feel old yet? Pass ! this on to the other older folks on your
> > list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have
> > trouble reading...
> > > > > > > > If you never have anything else......Have a Great Day!!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
Subject: The Thirty Years between 1975 - 2005
> > 1975: Long hair
> >
> > 2005: Longing for hair
> > > > > >
> > 1975: KEG
> >
> > 2005: EKG
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Acid rock
> >
> > 2005: Acid reflux
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Moving toCalifornia because it's cool
> >
> > 2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> >
> > 2005: Trying ! NOT to look like MarlonBrando or Liz Taylor
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Seeds and stems
> >
> > 2005: Roughage
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Hoping for a BMW
> >
> > 2005: Hoping for a BM
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Going to a new, hip joint
> >
> > 2005: Receiving a new hip joint
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Rolling Stones
> >
> > 2005: Kidney Stones
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Being called into the principal's office
> >
> > 2005: Calling the principal's office
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Disco
> >
> > 2005: Costco
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
> >
> > 2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Passing the drivers' test
> > 2005: Passing the vision test
> >
> >
> >
> > 1975: Whatever
> >
> > 2005: Depends
> >
> >
> > Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly
> > change things..
> >
> > The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
> > born in 1987.
> >
> > They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on
> > liftoff.
> >
> >
> > Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
> >
> >
> > Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
> >
> >
> > The CD was introduced the year they were born.
> >
> >
> > They have always had an answering machine.
> >
> >
> > They have always had cable
> >
> >
> > They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
> >
> >
> > Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
> >
> >
> > Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
> >
> >
> > They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
> >
> >
> > They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
> >
> >
> > They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.!
> >
> >
> > They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile f or a
> > Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".
> >
> >
> > They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
> >
> >
> > McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
> >
> >
> > They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
> >
> >
> > Do you feel old yet? Pass ! this on to the other older folks on your
> > list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have
> > trouble reading...
> > > > > > > > If you never have anything else......Have a Great Day!!
> > > > > > > > > > > >