Post by inflight22 on Apr 11, 2006 1:56:27 GMT -5
DINNER WITH THE GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
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> * * * * * * * * *
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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
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> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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> * * * * * * * * *
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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> * * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
>
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
>
> * * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
>
> * * * * * * * * *
>
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>
> * * * * * * * * *
>
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
>
> * * * * * * * * *
>
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
>
> * * * * * * * * *
> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>
> * * * * * * * * *
>
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
>
> * * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
