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Apr 12, 2006 0:53:00 GMT -5
Post by sandsman1 on Apr 12, 2006 0:53:00 GMT -5
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
That she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
Have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
Life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling
Fan.
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Apr 12, 2006 5:34:36 GMT -5
Post by Toad on Apr 12, 2006 5:34:36 GMT -5
Old one, but good one.
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thehawke
freely admits to licking rocks
My Lord and Master
Member since January 2006
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Apr 12, 2006 12:44:57 GMT -5
Post by thehawke on Apr 12, 2006 12:44:57 GMT -5
LMAO! Not heard it but yeah, I agree with Toad, it's a good'un.
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stefan
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Apr 12, 2006 12:45:33 GMT -5
Post by stefan on Apr 12, 2006 12:45:33 GMT -5
lmao
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Apr 12, 2006 14:52:40 GMT -5
Post by Cher on Apr 12, 2006 14:52:40 GMT -5
LOL that's funny, I like it (never heard it before either).
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Apr 12, 2006 20:44:13 GMT -5
Post by Alice on Apr 12, 2006 20:44:13 GMT -5
LOL
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Apr 12, 2006 21:46:49 GMT -5
Post by Toad on Apr 12, 2006 21:46:49 GMT -5
You people have to get out more, I heard this one years ago, but it was Clinton's clock that was being used. But hey, stick in any politician's name - right?
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Apr 12, 2006 23:20:52 GMT -5
Post by stoner on Apr 12, 2006 23:20:52 GMT -5
Yea, but it fits Bush to a tee! Funny.
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Apr 13, 2006 5:08:17 GMT -5
Post by Toad on Apr 13, 2006 5:08:17 GMT -5
He is a much better liar than Clinton: He stole 2 elections right under the noses of the democrats/ACLU, started a war over WMDs, and I'm sure the list goes on...
And somehow managed not to get impeached for lying/cheating/stealing - so far. But we still have 2 years to go.
Yep, a much better liar.
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Apr 13, 2006 14:37:35 GMT -5
Post by Cher on Apr 13, 2006 14:37:35 GMT -5
True Toad, what he's done is far worse than anything Clinton was accused of.
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Apr 13, 2006 19:13:26 GMT -5
Post by Toad on Apr 13, 2006 19:13:26 GMT -5
And got away with it. Just goes to show he ain't as dumb as everyone makes out.
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Apr 13, 2006 20:08:34 GMT -5
Post by Condor on Apr 13, 2006 20:08:34 GMT -5
Never heard that one before. By the way, did y'all know I love fishing?
Condor
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thehawke
freely admits to licking rocks
My Lord and Master
Member since January 2006
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Apr 13, 2006 20:32:03 GMT -5
Post by thehawke on Apr 13, 2006 20:32:03 GMT -5
Let's plant an intern under his desk! That's sure to get him impeached!
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inflight22
has rocks in the head
Member since January 2006
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Apr 13, 2006 20:53:09 GMT -5
Post by inflight22 on Apr 13, 2006 20:53:09 GMT -5
We can spend upwards of 50 million to get the scoop on Monica Lewinsky, but we are the only world power that can't provide higher education or basic healthcare to its citizens.
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Apr 13, 2006 21:21:05 GMT -5
Post by Toad on Apr 13, 2006 21:21:05 GMT -5
A sad truth, inflight. We want the sensational. Sending kids to school is boring. There's no place I'd rather live, but it would be nice if we could straighten out our priorities some.
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