Post by sandsman1 on Apr 29, 2006 2:39:50 GMT -5
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?"
she asks. "115," I say. The nurse puts me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'5".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
she asks. "115," I say. The nurse puts me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'5".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
That's funny! 
