earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Jun 1, 2006 21:21:05 GMT -5
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Post by xenaswolf on Jun 1, 2006 21:23:16 GMT -5
You are just wacked I swear!
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Post by LCARS on Jun 1, 2006 21:29:10 GMT -5
Funny, but highly implausible...  |
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earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Jun 1, 2006 21:29:51 GMT -5
Ok sis, heres a joke for ya,
So there's a man on a bus, with a woman sitting next to him. The man lets out this horrendous fart, and the woman almost chokes from the aroma.
The woman says to the man, "Did you fart?", to which he replies, "Of course I did, you don't think I smell like this all the time, do you?"
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earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Jun 1, 2006 21:39:49 GMT -5
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Post by docone31 on Jun 1, 2006 22:04:36 GMT -5
Hey, that dude is the man! Way cool. We used to eat beans and light farts in our tents back in my short time Boy Scout days. A good fart could light up the whole tent!
Way cool.
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Post by Bikerrandy on Jun 1, 2006 22:11:35 GMT -5
If ya wanna get back at the ole lady when in bed, just spit straight up into the air. She'll quickly pull the blanket over her head, then you "let loose".
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Post by gaetzchamp on Jun 1, 2006 23:15:29 GMT -5
Biker-
Well, that sounds like a pretty funny joke, but if you spit straight up in the air it's gonna land on you!!!!
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181lizard
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Post by 181lizard on Jun 2, 2006 12:40:54 GMT -5
Ya'll have probably heard this one...
Wife is sick to death of husband & his farting. when he's sleeping, his farting just goes out of control & it never wakes him. She pokes him, prods him, screams at him & it just never gets better.
After one particularly horrible nite, wife says, "Ya know...you fart soooo much that one of these times, yer gonna lose your intestines!" Husband just grins.
That nite as husband is doing his usual wind opera, wife gets her bucket of chicken guts that she saved from stewing chickens earlier in the day, quietly dumps em on bed around his butt & pulls the covers back around him.
Next morning as she's making coffee, she hears husband stirring and then hears this loud scream come from the bedroom. She stops what she's doing & listens but doesn't hear another sound. After about 10 minutes, husband comes out lookin just a little grey but has a smile on his face. Wife says, "Honey? what happened?" Husband looks a little sheepish & says, "Well honey...you were right! Sometime in the middle of the night, I musta really cut loose cause when I woke up this morning, there were my intestines all over the bed but THANK GOD for vaseline cause I just spent the last 10 minutes putting it all back!"
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Post by Cher on Jun 2, 2006 12:57:22 GMT -5
I remember my brother getting in trouble for burning his shorts when he was younger.
LOL Funny Liz!!
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Jun 2, 2006 13:03:57 GMT -5
I think I may vomit!
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WyckedWyre
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Post by WyckedWyre on Jun 2, 2006 13:29:35 GMT -5
That was just wrong.  S |
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AgateChaser
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Post by AgateChaser on Jun 2, 2006 16:59:22 GMT -5
This thread reminds me of all the reasons I love this forum! LOL! Our toddler will come into the room and push out a gas bomb...look at us and say, "EXCUSE ME...I JUST BUTT-BURPED!!!" It's hard not to laugh at herwhich I'm sure is the reason she continues to do it.
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earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Jun 2, 2006 20:54:31 GMT -5
One of my favorite things to do in the store with Takila, is let one rip, then calmly walk away when she isn't looking, and other people are coming down the isle. She gets so mad at me.
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Post by Cher on Jun 2, 2006 20:59:23 GMT -5
Oh I know for sure now I'm staying on the other side of the gravel pit!
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Rockygibraltar
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Post by Rockygibraltar on Jun 2, 2006 21:46:25 GMT -5
Geeze! Conversation has realy degraded since the last time I checked in. HA
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earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Jun 3, 2006 11:19:11 GMT -5
I bet you clicked and watched it though....
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Rockygibraltar
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Post by Rockygibraltar on Jun 4, 2006 17:03:44 GMT -5
LOL I sure did. A couple times. LOL
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