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earthdog Cave Dweller Don't eat yellow snow Member since June 2006 Posts: 2,731	good wife's guide Jun 2, 2006 21:59:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by earthdog on Jun 2, 2006 21:59:59 GMT -5 A must read for all the women,

Cher In Memoriam Tumbling is addictive - Resistance is futile - You will be assimilated Member since August 2004 Posts: 14,072	good wife's guide Jun 2, 2006 22:17:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cher on Jun 2, 2006 22:17:03 GMT -5 Oh good grief ....... you're really out to push buttons tonight aren't you.
	The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. George Carlin

parfive no longer being taken for granite Member since August 2005 Posts: 9,608	good wife's guide Jun 2, 2006 22:21:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by parfive on Jun 2, 2006 22:21:04 GMT -5 All you rockhounds out there without a big saw for cuttin' up those huge chunks of rough . . . just show this to the little lady. You'll have a nice tumbling mix before you know it.
	Consider the Earth’s history as the old measure of the English yard, the distance from the King’s nose to the tip of his outstretched hand. One stroke of a nail file on his middle finger erases human history. John McPhee - Basin and Range

SteveHolmes fully equipped rock polisher Member since July 2009 Posts: 1,900	good wife's guide Jun 2, 2006 22:23:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SteveHolmes on Jun 2, 2006 22:23:54 GMT -5 LOL!!

cpdad driving up their electric bill Member since February 2006 Posts: 2,989	good wife's guide Jun 2, 2006 22:58:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cpdad on Jun 2, 2006 22:58:24 GMT -5 ya..thats what im talking bout.
	a good friend will bail you out of jail. a true friend will be sitting beside you, saying" damn that was fun"

rockyraccoon no longer being taken for granite Member since December 2003 Posts: 7,980	good wife's guide Jun 2, 2006 22:59:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rockyraccoon on Jun 2, 2006 22:59:45 GMT -5 rofl "you should prepare and light a fire for him". at least they had that part right! kim

xenaswolf driving up their electric bill Member since August 2005 Posts: 2,319	good wife's guide Jun 3, 2006 0:00:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xenaswolf on Jun 3, 2006 0:00:04 GMT -5 Two Words: Lorena Bobbitt!

xenaswolf
driving up their electric bill

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good wife's guide Jun 3, 2006 0:11:25 GMT -5

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Post by xenaswolf on Jun 3, 2006 0:11:25 GMT -5

A woman goes to visit a fortuneteller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stares at the fortuneteller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the fortuneteller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question:
"Will I be found guilty?"

AgateChaser starting to spend too much on rocks Member since March 2006 Posts: 167	good wife's guide Jun 3, 2006 16:12:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AgateChaser on Jun 3, 2006 16:12:41 GMT -5 That ad could be about me...but...IT"S NOT! LOL! Hey guys, dream on!

earthdog Cave Dweller Don't eat yellow snow Member since June 2006 Posts: 2,731	good wife's guide Jun 3, 2006 18:04:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by earthdog on Jun 3, 2006 18:04:51 GMT -5 Cher, if it made you smile, it was worth it.

sandsman1
In Memoriam

RIP John "sandsman1"

Member since December 2003
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good wife's guide Jun 4, 2006 0:34:23 GMT -5

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Post by sandsman1 on Jun 4, 2006 0:34:23 GMT -5

hey earth i got a good pic of what a great wife should be but if i post it here ill get hate mail forever hahaha ill send it to ya its on my other computer i laughed so hard when i first saw it and if you never seen it i know you will too you think the same kinda sh----stuff is funny

GOT TO KEEP THE LOONEYS ONNNN THE PATH
john-- NOMAD--- U.S.A. -- IN GOD WE TRUST

Toad misunderstood rock expert Only rocks understand me. Member since September 2004 Posts: 12,798	good wife's guide Jun 4, 2006 7:49:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Toad on Jun 4, 2006 7:49:05 GMT -5 Ahh yes, the good old days...
	Convinced myself, I seek not to convince.