earthdog
Cave Dweller 
Don't eat yellow snow
Member since June 2006
Posts: 2,731
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Post by earthdog on Jun 3, 2006 18:21:20 GMT -5
A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.
The Wal-mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter,
"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. "
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Post by cpdad on Jun 3, 2006 20:01:57 GMT -5
damn'it man
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Post by Toad on Jun 3, 2006 22:02:53 GMT -5
very nice
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Post by sandsman1 on Jun 4, 2006 0:29:36 GMT -5
hahaha too dam funny
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AgateChaser
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since March 2006
Posts: 167
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Post by AgateChaser on Jun 4, 2006 11:38:17 GMT -5
Hilarious! Where do you get this stuff?
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Post by Bikerrandy on Jun 4, 2006 13:05:42 GMT -5
I'll be telling that one at work tomorrow. ;D
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Post by krazydiamond on Jun 4, 2006 13:45:59 GMT -5
haha, i got to relate a true story here, much in the same vein. one late night, hubby and i were returning home after a very long overseas flight. i'd been given a pajama bag as a gift in the shape of a lion, it was very realistic in a stuffed toy kind of way about 18-24 inches long, but the sucker simple wouldn't fit in the checked luggage, so i had to carry it on as hand baggage.
well the customs woman must have been as tired as we were because she gave me the weirdest look and before she could mentally stop herself she blurted out, "oh, my, for a minute there i'd thought that was an ugly kid!!!".....needless to say everyone within earshot fell about laughing. those were the days!
KD
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