Bubba's New Truck

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Bubba's New Truck Jun 3, 2006 18:23:04 GMT -5

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Post by earthdog on Jun 3, 2006 18:23:04 GMT -5

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street, when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?" asked Jimmy Joe.

"Bobby Sue gave it to me," Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want."

"So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes woulda' never fit you..."

Cher In Memoriam Tumbling is addictive - Resistance is futile - You will be assimilated Member since August 2004 Posts: 14,072	Bubba's New Truck Jun 3, 2006 18:44:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cher on Jun 3, 2006 18:44:38 GMT -5 ROFL ...... that's a groaner!
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cpdad driving up their electric bill Member since February 2006 Posts: 2,989	Bubba's New Truck Jun 3, 2006 20:01:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cpdad on Jun 3, 2006 20:01:14 GMT -5 hahahahahaha...thats funny
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sandsman1 In Memoriam RIP John "sandsman1" Member since December 2003 Posts: 11,341	Bubba's New Truck Jun 4, 2006 0:30:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sandsman1 on Jun 4, 2006 0:30:39 GMT -5 hahaha needed that earth
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LCARS has started giving rock gifts Keep Rollin'! Member since September 2005 Posts: 3,839	Bubba's New Truck Jun 4, 2006 4:47:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LCARS on Jun 4, 2006 4:47:50 GMT -5 Whaaaa-Fwaaaahhhh
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