Do you give more than 100% ???

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Do you give more than 100% ??? Jun 6, 2006 6:34:58 GMT -5

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Post by pho on Jun 6, 2006 6:34:58 GMT -5

What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top !!!!!!

earthdog Cave Dweller Don't eat yellow snow Member since June 2006 Posts: 2,731	Do you give more than 100% ??? Jun 6, 2006 8:43:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by earthdog on Jun 6, 2006 8:43:12 GMT -5 Very funny and very true...

blarneystone spending too much on rocks Rocks in my head Member since March 2010 Posts: 307	Do you give more than 100% ??? Jun 6, 2006 8:47:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by blarneystone on Jun 6, 2006 8:47:31 GMT -5 Ha! I knew it! and now it's been proven beyond a doubt...lol
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joe still telling self it's just a hobby Member since June 2005 Posts: 4,900	Do you give more than 100% ??? Jun 6, 2006 8:59:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by joe on Jun 6, 2006 8:59:16 GMT -5 Hahaha! Good one Pho.
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Do you give more than 100% ??? Jun 6, 2006 10:33:23 GMT -5

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Post by sandsman1 on Jun 6, 2006 10:33:23 GMT -5

hahaha too dam true i seen guys butt kiss there way right on up with as little work as possible -- but hey if thats the road they wanna take i say goforit cause when i was done a hard days work i was done------ when ya kiss butt it never ends hahaha

GOT TO KEEP THE LOONEYS ONNNN THE PATH
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BAZ driving up their electric bill Wintering in Azna, CA Member since December 2005 Posts: 2,212	Do you give more than 100% ??? Jun 6, 2006 12:21:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BAZ on Jun 6, 2006 12:21:08 GMT -5 HA HA HA! I don't kiss ass, maybe that is why I can't seem to hang with one job for too long!
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parfive no longer being taken for granite Member since August 2005 Posts: 9,608	Do you give more than 100% ??? Jun 6, 2006 16:12:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by parfive on Jun 6, 2006 16:12:03 GMT -5 I like it. If you're just plain ol' lazy, you're good for 64% - not bad for a four letter word. But if you're really good at it, a true procrastinator, you beat 'em all . . . 187%.
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LCARS has started giving rock gifts Keep Rollin'! Member since September 2005 Posts: 3,839	Do you give more than 100% ??? Jun 6, 2006 16:40:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LCARS on Jun 6, 2006 16:40:06 GMT -5 Cool, I like that one Pho!
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AgateChaser starting to spend too much on rocks Member since March 2006 Posts: 167	Do you give more than 100% ??? Jun 6, 2006 19:43:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AgateChaser on Jun 6, 2006 19:43:55 GMT -5 Finally, proven mathmatically! I love it!

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