jlc0321
spending too much on rocks
Member since September 2005
Posts: 408
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Post by jlc0321 on Jun 6, 2006 22:55:09 GMT -5
>First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. >Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'" >After casting about for a suitable pearl, >He kept messing around and created a girl. > >Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, >Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. >Two lovely hips to increase his desire, >And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. >Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, >Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. >Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, >And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. >Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, >And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. >'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. > > > > >Then he added a mouth. > > >Ruined the whole damn thing.
Thought I might take a little heat off of Earthdog ;D ;D
Jeff
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Post by Toad on Jun 7, 2006 5:35:23 GMT -5
Very nice.
Let the flaming begin...
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AgateChaser
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since March 2006
Posts: 167
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Post by AgateChaser on Jun 7, 2006 13:45:47 GMT -5
Have you been talking to my husband? LOL! It's even worse for me because I married a quiet guy! Yes...he was quiet BEFORE I started talking!
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stefan
Cave Dweller
Member since January 2005
Posts: 14,113
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Post by stefan on Jun 8, 2006 12:40:07 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!! Oh your gonna burn for that one!
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