Ain't it the Truth!?!

BAZ......ya hit that one right on the head!!!!
So if we call ourselves Rover or Spot we could get better treatment.??

Pfo

Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll!

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I understand that Congress is still trying to pass a bill to eliminate all
assault weapons, let's see this will inclde, Uzi's, AK 47's, and HMO's.

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Three registered nurses had recently passed away. As they came to the
Pearly Gates of Heaven each spoke to the Almighty asking to be allowed to
enter the Gates of Heaven:

The first added, "Dear God, I was a excellent ICU nurse, I took good care of
my patients, and even helped to save many lives."

And God replied, "You may enter Heaven My child."

The second stated, "Dear God, I was also a fine nurse. I worked in the
Telemetry Unit, measured many patients, and also helped to save many
lives."

And God said, "You too may enter My child.

The third said, "Dear God, I was an outstanding Managed Care nurse! I
evaluated many Outcomes, assured Quality of Care, and even Managed to save
a heck of a lot of money at the same time!

And God paused and thought for a while. And God finally replied, "Yes, My
child, you too may also enter the Gates of Heaven... But, you may only stay
for three days!"

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Sorry, just been a little cynical with American "Health Care" (big quotes!) lately... err make that since my wife lost her L4-L5 vertabrae disk 3 years ago and is still suffering and waiting.