Post by takilasunrise on Jun 8, 2006 16:38:21 GMT -5
Ok, you got me started on the drunk jokes........I used to bartend. It was a very entertaining job! ;D
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
6. You can focus better with one eye closed.
5. You fall off the floor.
5. The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.
4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.
3. The Hell's Angel in the corner suddenly looks like a wimp.
2. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
6. You can focus better with one eye closed.
5. You fall off the floor.
5. The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.
4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.
3. The Hell's Angel in the corner suddenly looks like a wimp.
2. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.
