One for the ladies....

>CREATION
>A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
stupid and
>so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to
>explain.
>God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me
stupid
>so I would be attracted to you!
>The Silent Treatment
>A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each
>other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day,
>he
>would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business
>flight.
>Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote
on a
>piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew
she
>would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was
>9:00
>AM
>and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see
why his
>wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The
>paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these
kinds
>of
>contests.
>
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