If my body were a car.....

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking of
trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull,
but that's not the worst of it.....

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see
things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burnes inefficiently.

But....here's the worst of it...


Almost every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!!!