Post by stoner on Jul 30, 2006 11:26:04 GMT -5
How To Call The Police:
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when
his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the
back door to go turn off the light but sawta there were people in the shed
stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Does someone live in your shed?"
and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that
he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you a few seconds ago
because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about
them now, cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence. Of course, the police caught
the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you
said that you'd shot them?" George said, "I thought you said there was
nobody available?"
