earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Aug 7, 2006 21:42:32 GMT -5
I'm driving along on the highway at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when outta nowhere there's this big crack in my windshield!! I swerved right, and then left, and it was still right there!!    There just ain't NO words for this!  |
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Post by sandsman1 on Aug 7, 2006 21:54:34 GMT -5
now thats what i call a brass set of ovaries hahahaha
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Post by Toad on Aug 7, 2006 22:38:13 GMT -5
I'd be surprised if that didn't cause a few accidents.
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Post by parfive on Aug 7, 2006 23:08:33 GMT -5
Edog - Might have to revise that joke about the hoover and the dirtbag.
Wouldn't be a Honda though, huh?
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Post by rockyraccoon on Aug 7, 2006 23:18:18 GMT -5
wouldn't you love to be a fly in the cars they passed lol.
kim
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Post by takilasunrise on Aug 8, 2006 9:38:28 GMT -5
Hey, at least she's wearing a helmet!
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Aug 8, 2006 11:56:35 GMT -5
OMG so many things come to mind- I just can't post em here- Earth that s freakin Insane- I think I may have nightmares for a week!
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WyckedWyre
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Post by WyckedWyre on Aug 8, 2006 19:36:58 GMT -5
Jeez. Takila, she's wearing a helmet, but is she wearing any underwear? Ew.  S |
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Post by BAZ on Aug 8, 2006 21:36:12 GMT -5
" I see, a bad moon ridin'! "
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181lizard
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Post by 181lizard on Aug 8, 2006 23:28:16 GMT -5
Holy jumpin up n down! I saw that this morning before I took off to start my day...found myself laughing OUT LOUD! Then Had to come back tonite to see it just once more...at least girlfriend doesn't have cellulite!
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Post by pho on Aug 9, 2006 7:55:22 GMT -5
Hey Liz...seeing that first thing in the morning could ruin your whole day.
Bet no cop pulled her over and gave her a ticket....they'd be laughing way too hard to do that.
and....where are the news choppers when ya need them? Now just imagine seeing that on the evening news...
Pho
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Post by takilasunrise on Aug 9, 2006 8:44:32 GMT -5
I'm guesssing she is wearing a thong! But I don't know how much you would consider them underwear! I also bet when the skirt is down, it's not covering much more.
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Post by ladyt on Aug 9, 2006 10:54:51 GMT -5
Can't she feel the wind on her buns? Or the sun? anything to give her a clue? OMG!!!!!!
Tonja
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Aug 9, 2006 11:52:50 GMT -5
I think this particular stunt was on purpose- Something about smuggling a load of "crack"!
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blarneystone
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Post by blarneystone on Aug 9, 2006 13:16:42 GMT -5
Crack is Whack!!
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Post by shek on Aug 9, 2006 17:08:26 GMT -5
Possession of "crack" in any amount is a felony, but 50lbs of crack should be a Federal charge!  |
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WyckedWyre
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Post by WyckedWyre on Aug 9, 2006 19:04:58 GMT -5
...and Takila said, "Jim - LOOK - is that Oprah Winfrey?"
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Aug 10, 2006 12:19:10 GMT -5
oprah----  ?? lmao SUSAN YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD!!!! |
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