Post by earthdog on Aug 14, 2006 20:14:01 GMT -5
After a day spent stuffing myself with great tasting carbs I was feeling a touch uncomfortable as I climbed the stairs to bed last night. My initial fears of a bad night were confirmed when during the wee small hours I awoke with a distinct feeling of queasiness in my tummy which had expanded to a size reminiscent of a lady at about the six month of pregnancy.
While lying awake and rubbing my hands across the bump in an effort to ease the uncomfortable feeling I knew deep down that I would have to partake of a couple of Gas X pills to help with the problem.
The said pills were popped in and I settled back to await the relief that would surely follow.
Within a short time I could sense more than feel the pills having the desired effect as the gurgling in the tubes became more and more audible. At this time I was lying on my back feeling the pressure build, at which point I managed to squeeze a small rear end burp which to my dismay had absolutely no effect in relieving my condition. In an agony of distension I decided to turn on to my side in the hope of finding some relief when all of a sudden I let rip a blaster of a rear end burp that went some way to giving me the relief I so wanted to have. But no matter how hard I tried no further emissions emanated from the required orifice.
In one of those rare bursts of logic that can be related to despair I thought that if I turned on to the other side that it may be of some help. No sooner the thought than the deed and I rolled over on to my left side to be rewarded within seconds by a rear end burst of such proportions that the rapture of relief almost caused me to shout out aloud in joy.
The question that formed in my mind a short time later, was, is their any benefit to lying on the left side when suffering a surfeit of carbs in order to relieve yourself of pain and gas.
Takila, I'm glad to report slept soundly through all of this, or maybe she was unconscious from breathing in the noxious air.
I'm pleased to be able to report that following a couple of minor squeaks from the rear end burp orifice I slept soundly for the rest of the night.
While lying awake and rubbing my hands across the bump in an effort to ease the uncomfortable feeling I knew deep down that I would have to partake of a couple of Gas X pills to help with the problem.
The said pills were popped in and I settled back to await the relief that would surely follow.
Within a short time I could sense more than feel the pills having the desired effect as the gurgling in the tubes became more and more audible. At this time I was lying on my back feeling the pressure build, at which point I managed to squeeze a small rear end burp which to my dismay had absolutely no effect in relieving my condition. In an agony of distension I decided to turn on to my side in the hope of finding some relief when all of a sudden I let rip a blaster of a rear end burp that went some way to giving me the relief I so wanted to have. But no matter how hard I tried no further emissions emanated from the required orifice.
In one of those rare bursts of logic that can be related to despair I thought that if I turned on to the other side that it may be of some help. No sooner the thought than the deed and I rolled over on to my left side to be rewarded within seconds by a rear end burst of such proportions that the rapture of relief almost caused me to shout out aloud in joy.
The question that formed in my mind a short time later, was, is their any benefit to lying on the left side when suffering a surfeit of carbs in order to relieve yourself of pain and gas.
Takila, I'm glad to report slept soundly through all of this, or maybe she was unconscious from breathing in the noxious air.
I'm pleased to be able to report that following a couple of minor squeaks from the rear end burp orifice I slept soundly for the rest of the night.
They proved that it is impossible to Die from Gas inhalation- Takila had nothing to worry about!!! 
