Bubba the redneck

A follow up on Forrest, Daryl, Daryl, Daryl, Fatboy, Big Gay Billie and the other assorted colourful Floriduh critters that keep showing up, growing, and doing me "favours".
We just got home.
The bunch of rednecks had borrowed a sprayer, compressor, and used my stucco that had been impounded when Daryl got busted and his van was impounded.
They put their heads together, that adds up to two braincells that have not been burned out by either beer, or fishin, and sprayed stucco!
One bag fell when the wheelbarrow fell over, and is a lump in my yard. There is stucco residue in piles where ever they refilled the texture hopper. All over my yard, on the patio, steps, driveway, etc......
They sprayed stucco! No one bothered to mask the house, I did not want stucco where they put it, all my shingles on the exterior are covered by 1" of stucco. The house smells like wet concrete. We still have to finish the leveling of the house. Crack city coming up.
They then "cleaned up", and left a bag of fish to rot in the sunshine on our front steps.
Yeah, I wanted stucco. ON THE BLOCKS THAT MAKE UP THE FOUNDATION! That is still left to stucco.
I have to work on jewelery today, and somehow I am not feeling that creative at this moment.
Fatboy told me, "you can just replace the lower courses of shingle". YOU DO NOT REPLACE INDIVIDUAL COURSES! You replace entire sides.
I gotta work on setting an opal today. Making the setting, then setting the opal. You just do not "set" opals. They take a certain touch. Somehow, I just want to go to bed, and wake up in another century. Waaaaaaaay awaaaaay from the rednecks.
Big Gay Billie wants me to hook him up with Fatboy. I am losing my mind at this moment, and this DUDE wants me to put aside my shock and be his dating service!
I know I am a nut magnet, but this is going over the top. We did not even know about the fish untill the neighborhood cats serenaded us all last night. Complete with several cats being in heat. Under the house as they were busy stuccoing, and our carpenter took off leaving the house open underneath.
Cats in heat also spray. That is prevelant with the wet concrete smell. It comes off the windows pretty easily,
But, where is Rod Serling when you need him. I WANT TO GO BACK HOME TO ALASKA!