earthdog
Cave Dweller 
Don't eat yellow snow
Member since June 2006
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Post by earthdog on Aug 17, 2006 20:43:08 GMT -5
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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Post by Toad on Aug 18, 2006 5:42:59 GMT -5
he-he
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blarneystone
spending too much on rocks
Rocks in my head
Member since March 2010
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Post by blarneystone on Aug 18, 2006 9:04:20 GMT -5
lol - have to admit that I didn't know where that was going until the 'absolutely impossible' part... purdy dang funny E
Gonna send this one out in an e-mail today...
Thanks for the laugh Dog...
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Post by shek on Aug 18, 2006 12:45:23 GMT -5
How about adding (to impossible to say): Why yes, officer, I've had way too much to drink to be driving. Take me to jail! ;D
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chassroc
Cave Dweller
Rocks are abundant when you have rocktumblinghobby pals
Member since January 2005
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Post by chassroc on Aug 18, 2006 13:38:20 GMT -5
Good Stuff -
another one that is hard to say when your drunk..
A couple of years ago I went to Saratoga for the Travers with my buddy Paul and a full cooler of beer - I won a two dollar exacta on the last race that paid about $250.00. While we were whooping it up, Paul give me a new nickname, "Mr Lucky"; Unfortunately after all that beer it came out of his mouth as, "you're Mickey Rucky", my new name in upstate New York.
csroc
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blarneystone
spending too much on rocks
Rocks in my head
Member since March 2010
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Post by blarneystone on Aug 18, 2006 13:48:56 GMT -5
OH...so YOU''RE Mickey Rucky. You've practically reached legendary status at Pokey's bar on Number 4. Isn't you're picture hung in the Stillwater lodge? Yea...if I remember it's hung right next to Vinnie's from American Chopper.
lol.... just kiddin' csroc.. Are you from Upstate??
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fatrichie
has rocks in the head
Member since July 2004
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Post by fatrichie on Aug 19, 2006 1:02:36 GMT -5
You forgot an important one,
The word "NO"is not available to the anibriated vocabulary!
Fatty
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Post by sandsman1 on Aug 19, 2006 3:33:20 GMT -5
or how about -----no i dont wanna shoot the tires out of the cars at the red light hahaha
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blarneystone
spending too much on rocks
Rocks in my head
Member since March 2010
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Post by blarneystone on Aug 19, 2006 7:47:47 GMT -5
LOL John.... Red Light? What red light?
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Post by sandsman1 on Aug 20, 2006 14:19:28 GMT -5
hahaha the traffic light turns red ya stop -- well we usta hang on the corners in the concrete jungle and drink haha i usta hang wit a buncha guys not a gang mind ya but a club, was called 62 little italy was on the corner of 62nd street across from the wheeler bar had many a fun nite with that crew
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