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Post by sandsman1 on Aug 26, 2006 18:35:31 GMT -5
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending:
$65.00 on make-up,
$150 for a cut & color,
$30 for a manicure,
$40 for a pedicure,
$50 on vitamins,
$300 on clothes
And $600 for a gym membership.
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed
It to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back
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Post by cpdad on Aug 26, 2006 18:39:51 GMT -5
hahahahahaha....LMAO.....hahahahaha.
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Post by Toad on Aug 26, 2006 20:43:47 GMT -5
He-he
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Post by pho on Aug 26, 2006 20:49:02 GMT -5
Damn John...I sure needed a good laugh and you provided one. Thanks man.
Pho
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Post by BAZ on Aug 26, 2006 23:26:34 GMT -5
OH DUDE!
You are a brave man Johnny!
Too funny.
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rollingstone
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since July 2009
Posts: 236
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Post by rollingstone on Aug 27, 2006 1:25:21 GMT -5
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Post by LCARS on Aug 27, 2006 3:35:18 GMT -5
;D
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Post by sandsman1 on Aug 27, 2006 14:34:23 GMT -5
hahahaha good one don and so true haha
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Post by takilasunrise on Aug 28, 2006 15:37:06 GMT -5
Poster that used to be in my brother's bar......
"Beer.............helping ugly people have sex since 1862!"
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offbeat
no posts
Member since May 2010
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Post by offbeat on Aug 28, 2006 16:27:29 GMT -5
I saw one simular Takila...... "Pick em early and drink em pretty!"
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stefan
Cave Dweller 
Member since January 2005
Posts: 14,113
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Post by stefan on Aug 30, 2006 12:26:00 GMT -5
hehehehe
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