earthdog
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Don't eat yellow snow
Member since June 2006
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Post by earthdog on Sept 19, 2006 21:21:31 GMT -5
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked,give him sex 2. Bring food
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Post by parfive on Sept 19, 2006 22:46:48 GMT -5
Not difficult? . . . . . Hell, I got tired just readin' the list.
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Sept 20, 2006 9:46:29 GMT -5
LMAO--- I would send this to my wife but then I would be going against 16,18,19,20,24,26,28,29,34,35,41,44,45,49! And Honestly with us guys- You could skip #2- we can always go out to eat later!
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chassroc
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Rocks are abundant when you have rocktumblinghobby pals
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Post by chassroc on Sept 21, 2006 13:31:21 GMT -5
And if we cant get #1, we settle for some porn, even something as lame as the manshow in a pinch And some beer works for #2
csroc
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