Post by cina on Sept 23, 2006 14:21:14 GMT -5
DON’T MESS WITH MOM!
THE CHILD’S COMMENTS AND THOUGHTS
My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.
“Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
That’s taught by Mr. Wright?
It’s all about the laws today,
The Children’s Bill of Rights.
It says I need not clean my room,
Don’t have to cut my hair
No one can tell what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.
I have the freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don’t have to bow my head,
And I sure don’t have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose
I can read and watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.
And if you ever spank me
I’ll charge you with a crime.
I’ll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.
Don’t you ever touch me,
My body’s only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
That’s just more child abuse.
Don’t preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That’s nothing more then mind control,
And it’s Illegal too!
Mom I have these Children’s rights,
So you can’t influence me,
Or I’ll call Children’s Services Division
Better known as C.S.D.”
MOM’S REPLY AND THOUGHTS
Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.
I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn’t let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
He’s messing with a pro.
Next day I took him shopping
At the local Goodwill store.
I told him, “Pick out all you want,
There are shirts & pants galore.
I’ve called and checked C.S.D.
Who said they didn’t care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs
I’ve canceled that appointment
To take your driver’s test
The C.S.D. is unconcerned
So I’ll decide what’s best.”
I said “no time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch
Just save the raging appetite,
and wait till dinner time.
We’re having liver and onions,
A favorite dish of mine.”
He asked “can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?”
“Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on the car.
I also rented out your room
You’ll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D requires
Just a roof over your head.
Your clothing won’t be trendy now’
I’ll chose what we eat’
That allowance that you used to get,
I’ll buy me something neat.
I’m selling off your toys, DVD
And your roller blades.
Check out the ‘Parents Bills of Rights,
It’s in effect today!
Hay hot shot are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D…..?” FROM A MOM (MEAN OLD MOTHER)
THE CHILD’S COMMENTS AND THOUGHTS
My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.
“Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
That’s taught by Mr. Wright?
It’s all about the laws today,
The Children’s Bill of Rights.
It says I need not clean my room,
Don’t have to cut my hair
No one can tell what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.
I have the freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don’t have to bow my head,
And I sure don’t have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose
I can read and watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.
And if you ever spank me
I’ll charge you with a crime.
I’ll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.
Don’t you ever touch me,
My body’s only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
That’s just more child abuse.
Don’t preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That’s nothing more then mind control,
And it’s Illegal too!
Mom I have these Children’s rights,
So you can’t influence me,
Or I’ll call Children’s Services Division
Better known as C.S.D.”
MOM’S REPLY AND THOUGHTS
Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.
I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn’t let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
He’s messing with a pro.
Next day I took him shopping
At the local Goodwill store.
I told him, “Pick out all you want,
There are shirts & pants galore.
I’ve called and checked C.S.D.
Who said they didn’t care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs
I’ve canceled that appointment
To take your driver’s test
The C.S.D. is unconcerned
So I’ll decide what’s best.”
I said “no time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch
Just save the raging appetite,
and wait till dinner time.
We’re having liver and onions,
A favorite dish of mine.”
He asked “can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?”
“Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on the car.
I also rented out your room
You’ll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D requires
Just a roof over your head.
Your clothing won’t be trendy now’
I’ll chose what we eat’
That allowance that you used to get,
I’ll buy me something neat.
I’m selling off your toys, DVD
And your roller blades.
Check out the ‘Parents Bills of Rights,
It’s in effect today!
Hay hot shot are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D…..?” FROM A MOM (MEAN OLD MOTHER)
