Who Came Up With.....

yea i do what made the first cave man throw some meat in the fire --- and then take a bite when it was chared haha --- whoever he was i wanna thank him cause nuttin like a grilled steak hahaha

Being a mushroom picker, I also have to wonder sometimes who first had to eat each kind of mushroom in order to find out which ones were poisonous and which ones were edible...

I think about that all the time.
Who and how ever thought that marijuanna was gonna get you high? Did they sit around and smoke everything in sight till something made them high?
I would like to thank the person that invented air conditioning!

I had written a complete treatise on how things came to be. Muffy jumped off the 'puter and hit some key and the entire script went somewhere never to be found again.
Let me try to recap.
We used to know where the ideas originally came from. We were trained to relearn them and have to learn something else.
It happened a long time ago. A ship found this place. It was empty. The people in the ship were more sentient life forms rather than like us. They were also refugees. They had created labour saving devices that ultimately made life so comfortable, they were crippled by diseases that recquired Welbutrin, Prozac, Cialis, and all manner of crippling agents. They had even created a social system based on collecting economic values from people who collected them in exchange for using their labour saving devices. They also developed a social order based on not losing their gains by accomplishments.
They eventually lived in self contained pods that were temperature controlled, self feeding, even creating a world they could live without leaving their pods. The now, creatures, even learned to use their minds to enter telephone cords to travel.
The mechanical labour saving devices ultimately became the Apex sentient form. The sentient life forms who created them tried to revolt back at them, but they had lost their legs, arms, and couldn't even go to the bathroom by themselves.
Some schmoke developed a red pill.
When the self imprisoned sentient life forms took the red pill, they fell out of the pod and bounced around a bit untill they landed into an underground submarine. The mechanical labour saving devices chased the submarine with metal octopusses and tried to eat the metal.
The sentient life forms were vulnerable only when they sat in a chair which became a telephone and they traveled outside their submarine to be with others who suddenly had legs, arms, and did not need Cialis. They liked that. They even made latex suits and used Groom and Clean a lot on their hair. They got into their latex suits, looked at each other, and were pleased. Real pleased. They went wow! They had forgotten they originally did not need Cialis.
Well, as time went by, they escaped the industrialized mess they had made. They had poisoned the water with all kind of things, mostly zinc. Lots of zinc. Zinc was good untill it was not.
They found an area code for another place where they could travel without a phone line. The only problem was they did not like what they saw without the phone line. They now needed Cialis, Prozac, Welbutrin. Way go so far to arrive here?
As time went by, they recreated mechanical labour saving devices, this time not for convience, but for need. They had no arms, legs, and needed a lot of Cialis. That actually became their currency, in our contemporary terms. Their social order or nonproductivity had become their prison. They went back into the phone lines and talked to the labour saving devices.
As time went by, a lot of time, they made a large vessel to travel back to some place where they could breath, walk, and make tools. They thought of all kinds of things. Frisbees, ATVs, things that vibrated. Lots of things. They were pleased.
The vessel came to a planet kind of thing that was empty. They made the machines make the large bodies of water. They made the machines that made dirt. They had a lot of crud on the vessel, so they added that to the whole thing. They made the mechanical labour saving devices make bipedal sentient life forms that had one large arm, one small arm, and called them Motes. They were pleased. The only problem was the Motes reproduced at a prodigious rate. That was a concern. They could only advance technologically up to a point and they were overpopulated and started a major war. Poof! the Motes start over. Again, and again, and again.
The sentient life forms decided it was too dark. They started a large fire on a ball of rock, and it became self replicating. The water was full of dead Motes, so they made critters that ate Motes. The critters that ate Motes got too big for the water so they crawled up on land. Without any Motes on land, they ate each other. Things got out of hand. The sentient life form made lots of snow. Things slowed down for a bit.
The sentient life forms sent the labour saving devices down to the now chaotic event down here. The sentient life forms created things using the mitochondria and other stuff from the dead Motes, and debris from the sentient life forms up there. Soon, things started growing. Lots of things.
The sentient life forms could only travel by telephone wire, so they made sentient life forms in their previous image. These life forms did not need Cialis, Prozac, Welbutrin. They bapped each other in the head a lot.
Now to the point. The original sentient life forms sent the mechanical labour saving devices to find stuff to eat. Since they had no teeth, and ate through a tube, they had the mechanical labour saving devices make the new sentient life forms who really did not need Cialis, try to find stuff to eat. That was easy. Take one of the sentient life forms who did not need Cialis for anything, and that sentient life form ate something different.
The sentient life forms had developed a social order, and the anomoly, usually the one who asked why? a lot was the one who tried different foods. They even tried cannabilism. That was when they found out about mashed potatoes. Studly was about to be tried for culinary excitement and he threw potatoes at the attackers. He got covered with the mast and when they ate him, they were pleased. He even fell into the fire, and they discovered protein was easier to eat and store after it had been carred a bit.
So, here we are today. The original sentient life forms had evolved into Electrical impulses, we are still their entertainment, and our labour saving mechanical devices are really a latent plot to enslave us.
The Electricals created Drs. They made Dentists. The denstist are under the control of the Electricals, and they plant chips in our molars so they can track us with their satellites. The Electricals ship crashed in New Mexico. The place where they crashed had some telephone wires there, and they travelled out.
Very important, they travel through the electrical wires in our homes and exit the outlets at night to recharge themselves. We need to put bandaids on the outlets, and put 9volt batteries in our mouths to short out the chips. This is good. We can keep them from recharging and they will be finally eliminated. The Electricals created Politicians, Liberals, and Hurricanes.
They have always been there, we have always known. The Electricals made us forget so they stayed in power over our free thoughts. They Electricals rewrote our past, so in reality they know and control our future.
It is time to take over. Don the tinfoil hat, chomp on the battery, bandaid the outlets, use your arms, legs, eliminate the labour saving devices, and retrain your body to not need Cialis.
The Electricals even created fossils. They made everything we think happened. Pizza is really health food, sugar is good for you, turn on, tune in, drop out. Take the streets!
We can do it. We must stand together. We must have an happening. We have to have strength, united we stand, divided we fall! Down with Electricals! Wash the dishes by hand, Perk coffee.
I feel victory at hand.

I was going to say something about the vulcanization of rubber but Doc blew me away.

Ummm, Doc? Could you please repeat that?

What about popcorn? how did they discover that? Or who?

One of the real turning points was when the Electricals convinced their new slurry of cells, now bipedal sentient life form, that there was an origin of communication. They already had communication, it was complex, simplistic in nature, and contained a total experience in total communication. It wasn't untill the Electricals created politicians that we negotiated. In the beginning, there was an order. We intuitively knew eating cyanide was not good for our species, or drinking sodium hypochlorate. That was a definate bummer. Untill the Electricals re released our ability to commercialize the concept of baby food, drinking sodium hypochlorate was a detriment to our health. Our "cleansed" digestive tract was so cleansed we could not process foods with intact cell walls. When we drank sodium hypochlorate, that was it. We knew that back then.
Baz mentioned vulcanizing rubber. That really was an experiment to make a new spice. Mr. Armstrong was cooking dinner. The bipedal sentient life forms had developed discernment on organic consumption. They got bored, lacking free time they experimented at dinner. The unit of DNA attached life forms would discuss "things". Mr. Armstrong had dreamed the night before of Latex suits with Groom and clean hair. Not realizing he had stumbled on a latent memory, he thought he had concieved a dimensional world not like what he had lived in. He collected tree sap, and boiled it. He had a "wife". She did not wear a latex suit yet, and he was kinda interested. They Electricals had not let us discover silicone yet as we did not need Cialis.
Cooking dinner, and covertly cooking tree sap, he was distracted by his "wife'. He left the stove and when he returned, the heat and pressure of the lid had produced a substance unlike anything else.
He made a ball out of it, and when it was thrown, it was really bouncy. He called it a superball. It would bounce and bounce and when it got cold, it shattered and the pieces bounced and bounced. It was great. He spoke to Henry Ford, who was trying to make a process where he could move to Floriduh and let his children keep him in luxury. He later moved to Ft. Myers and he and Mr Edison had great parties, but that is another legacy.
Mr Edison discovered the Electricals highways into our minds. Mr. Watson was the first one to see an actual Electrical. He created great machines to capture the Electricals once he knew of the latent danger they presented. He built great dams and machines to attack the Electricals, but the politicians created a regulating body to keep everyone from knowing about them.
They won once again.
The Manhattan Project was actually our final attempt to eliminate the Electricals. We missed their main location by one valley. The rest is the history for today. Tomorrow it will be different. The Electricals created historical records for us to "discover". Actually Carl Sagen was one of their operatives. He controlled everything. He created the Aztecs so we could think things then were so.
Actually, they were landing pads for other relatives of the Electricals. They came out with glowing eyes, and fish in their stomaches and wore clothes so we could think they were ancient Egyptians. We created an entire culture around that one. Carl Sagen was the ring leader of that one also.
There were actual sentient life forms, but they went underground with lots of white hair, large eyes, and they looked like an albino Yeti. Since we already had Motes, we should call them Morlocks. They were descendants of the Neanderthols. More like the Piltdown man. That is where they went.
It is slippery out there. We must always be vigilant. Down with the Electricals.
Take the streets!

i don't think that was hunger rich. it was either early cave bullies stuffing them in the wimp caveboys mouths and they acted like it was great so the bullies tried it too or one of the cave women started a rumor that it saved ubu and improved his sex life lol.

kim

LMAO LCARS!

What about cheese, who thought about letting it mold & then trying to eat it?