earthdog
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Don't eat yellow snow
Member since June 2006
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Post by earthdog on Oct 8, 2006 20:56:24 GMT -5
Immigration Solution... President Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. Then the price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway. Without the canteen, rifle or ammo, problem solved either way.
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Post by Toad on Oct 8, 2006 21:55:27 GMT -5
Do we have 11 million rifles to give them?
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Post by Bikerrandy on Oct 8, 2006 22:01:02 GMT -5
If we don't, there's a cheap way to get them.....have them made in Mexico. ;D
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Post by gemkoi on Oct 8, 2006 22:21:17 GMT -5
what if they go awol?
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Post by BAZ on Oct 8, 2006 23:03:59 GMT -5
What about all of the illegal Iraqi immigrants? (the ones with the dirty bombs)
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Sabre52
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Me and my gal, Rosie
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Post by Sabre52 on Oct 9, 2006 1:17:07 GMT -5
Edog! You're a freeking genius! Wow, we'd use less gas as a nation and seeing as how illegals driving without licenses, insurance or skills cause a whole lot of accidents, our car insurance costs would go down too. Also would make most our hospitals solvent again, Make our schools less crowded, save on welfare funds and empty out the jails to make room for home grown criminals! Oh, and when I order fast food the clerks might know what the heck I'm ordering because they' friggin speak the same language as me! Outstanding! Edog for President!...mel
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Post by LCARS on Oct 9, 2006 16:26:29 GMT -5
I'm not sure if I even want to go there on this one...
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Oct 10, 2006 12:25:19 GMT -5
Edog- You got my vote!
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Post by sandsman1 on Oct 10, 2006 19:41:18 GMT -5
hey Shain if they go AWOL who cares they will be in Iraq let them worry about them hahaha
just so i don't sound like a monster i don't have a prob with anyone makin a better life for themselves but do it right apply legally and pay tax's like we all or should i say our for fathers had to do --- learn the language be a part of America don't come work and send your untaxed money back home --- when i was haulin produce one of my stops had all Russian student employee's and there visa says they are not allowed to work just go to school but they all worked under the table and sent there untaxed money home too they spend as little as they can here to live so they are not helping build the economy at all its just not fare to everyone that pays tax's and such the legal way
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