41infantry
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Post by 41infantry on Nov 12, 2006 3:09:05 GMT -5
As some of you know I'm in the Army, specifically the Infantry. And when things are slow here in Afghanistan (hahah) idle hands quickly become work of the devil. yeee ha! Some of the guys, 2 in particular (youngsters 22 & 25 I'm 43) new to pranks thought it would be funny to outfit my vehicle with every spare antennae on the compound needless to say it got a few laughs and looked like a huge porcupine, I in turn made a few pictures of them with the help of photo shop and placed them in very obvious places, it got a ton of laughs, also super-glued the lock to their room and strategically screwed their door to the door jam and broke off the heads so they couldn't un screw them it took a good while to finally get in.. Next up was them removing my drivers seat from my vehicle (pretty good) can you say GAME ON, they really thought they got me good. I merely placed a box in and drove away with a smile. later that night, while all were sleeping I removed one of the wheels from their vehicle...oops they had to walk up to the HQ's area (1/2 mile) while we all watched and laughed. They found the tire and lug nuts but somehow still seem to be missing the key to the vehicle (which I will be driving and parking in random locations). Today while I attended a briefing they soaked the seat of a chair I would later be sitting in, they got me and secretly hid a video camera to capture all the fun. I had wet pants and a laugh. Here's where you come in... do you have any funny prank ideas....hmmm love to here em!!!
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Post by Bikerrandy on Nov 12, 2006 10:31:05 GMT -5
We used to put some peanut butter on the earpiece of a phone, and call it from the phone right beside it. Kinda lame, but good for a laugh I suppose.
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Post by BAZ on Nov 12, 2006 11:31:40 GMT -5
Damn Sir, you are looking for MORE jokes!?! Sounds like you guys are near the end of the book! Funny stories though for this morning's tea.  |
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41infantry
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Post by 41infantry on Nov 12, 2006 12:02:28 GMT -5
UPDATE:
them: soaked my seat again with water but I saw it before I sat down. found a way to deny access to the computer only for me. also filled the back of my vehicle with all the trash and garbage they could find.
ME: after they left and went back to their room with out their truck as I still have the key, I slipped out the pins on the hinge to their ofc door (these are the IT repair guys) took all chairs out of said ofc, made sure to lightly sprinkle with them with the fire hose, hoisted them all to the top of the roof of their building, then removed all of the trash from my vehicle which nearly filled their ofc. and Oh Yea opened multiple cans of sardines and tuna fish and placed in cozy out of the way places and some in the heater/AC. also found ID card of one of the pranksters......hmmm what to do...... STAY TUNED
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erbojones
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Post by erbojones on Nov 12, 2006 13:14:22 GMT -5
Oooh that tuna and sardine combo will stink to high heaven!!!!
Ha ha ha - keep us up to date!!
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Post by krazydiamond on Nov 12, 2006 17:44:00 GMT -5
have you got access to flour, water and salt? a little food coloring or shoe polish and you could make up some fake poo. always a good laugh when found in odd places, but you must have an artistic side to add realism.....
scotch tape down the receiver buttons on the phone so that even when you pick it up, it continues to ring....note, must be older style phone.
take all the drawer hardware off the outside of desk drawers and mount on the inside.
surrepticiously unscrew every lightbulb you see without being detected.
dead bugs in boots (don't know what kind of creepy crawlers you got there, but dead and/or plastic bug in sugar bowls is cool, too.). marbles (or rocks) in boots. almost anything really icky and gooey in boots, and/or socks if you are sneaky enough. fake used condoms are hysterical......
ok, will try and think of more, keep us apprised of your depravity!
KD
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spikeict
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Post by spikeict on Nov 12, 2006 21:10:42 GMT -5
Well, since you have passed the dry oatmeal in the inside A/C vents on a hot day and the stink bait into the air intake vents on the outside stage. Here is what I did to a buddy about a million years ago. He was late for EVERYTHING, and one day while waiting 45 mins for him to show up for a poker game (he was bringing the cards and chips) this was hatched to teach him a lesson: There was some kind of new club called the "whatever" sunshine club, (somehow or another a rumor started that it was a nudist club) in the area, he was told that a bunch of us were going to attend one of their meetings. Of course if we were going to do it so would he, a very large man was brought into guard the door, when my buddy came in the building he was told he could not enter any further clothed, and was shown where to hang his clothes. When he went into the room he found the clothes he had seen some of us in during that day, so disrobed and came into the main hall jaybird naked where about twenty of us started whooping and hollering (fully dressed of course). To this day (twelve years later) when he see's me on the street he shakes his head and smiles.
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Post by sandsman1 on Nov 12, 2006 23:52:46 GMT -5
i got one for ya wait till there asleep and screw there door shut so when they wake up in the morn they cant get out haha
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41infantry
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Post by 41infantry on Nov 13, 2006 0:58:58 GMT -5
Today I sent out request for these knuckle heads to join N.A.M.B.L.A., if your not familiar with this wacked out orginazation it's the north american man-boy love association. and when that type of mail and or mebership packet shows up WOW..... it will spread like a wild fire. this is the time delay prank as it will take about 2 wks to get here, well worth the wait.
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