Post by kattom on Nov 16, 2006 18:08:05 GMT -5
My husband showed me these last night. Seems men have gotten a little sensitive around these parts to women having a go at a their "perceived" shortcomings.
They have hit back with...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open when she brings it.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentance with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a womans watch?
You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
Why do men fart more than women?
Because woman can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the door, and your wife is yelling at the door, who do you let in first?
Your dog,of course, he'll shut up once you let him in.
What worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do as she's told.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy.
Come on girls! We can't let this slide.
kattom
They have hit back with...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open when she brings it.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentance with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a womans watch?
You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
Why do men fart more than women?
Because woman can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the door, and your wife is yelling at the door, who do you let in first?
Your dog,of course, he'll shut up once you let him in.
What worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do as she's told.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy.
Come on girls! We can't let this slide.
kattom
