Post by Bikerrandy on Nov 23, 2006 20:28:55 GMT -5
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country.
They had to use an Outhouse, and the little boy hated
it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the
winter and stank all the time. The Outhouse was
sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined
that one day he would push that Outhouse into the
creek.One day after a spring rain, the creek was
swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to
push the Outhouse into the creek.So he got a large
pole and started pushing.Finally, the Outhouse toppled
into the creek and floated away.That night his dad
told him they were going to the woodshed after
supper.Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy
asked why.The dad replied, "Someone pushed the
Outhouse into the creek today.It was you, wasn't it
son?" The boy answered "Yes father". Then he thought a
moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and
didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's
father wasn't in the Cherry tree."
They had to use an Outhouse, and the little boy hated
it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the
winter and stank all the time. The Outhouse was
sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined
that one day he would push that Outhouse into the
creek.One day after a spring rain, the creek was
swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to
push the Outhouse into the creek.So he got a large
pole and started pushing.Finally, the Outhouse toppled
into the creek and floated away.That night his dad
told him they were going to the woodshed after
supper.Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy
asked why.The dad replied, "Someone pushed the
Outhouse into the creek today.It was you, wasn't it
son?" The boy answered "Yes father". Then he thought a
moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and
didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's
father wasn't in the Cherry tree."
