Post by earthdog on Jan 11, 2007 23:02:28 GMT -5
A man and a woman, who had never met before but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on an overnight sleeper-train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but could you reach into the cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold up here. I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married. "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed."Good,"she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket!" There was a stunned silence.
Then he farted.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but could you reach into the cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold up here. I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married. "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed."Good,"she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket!" There was a stunned silence.
Then he farted.
