Post by sandsman1 on Jan 31, 2007 16:50:48 GMT -5
Subject: be careful, they walk among us
> >A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
> >he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good
> >home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there
> >without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that
> >people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true,
> >so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."
> >The next day someone stole it.
> >Caution... They Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
> >shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
> >said..."where???"
> >They Walk among us
> >====================
> >While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
> >direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
> >him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When
> >my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
> >sometime,she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
> >stuff."
> >They Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
> >got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
> >open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
> >days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting
> >to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific.."
> >They Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
> >overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
> >she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
> >convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
> >moving".
> >They Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through
> >a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
> >They Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> >discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
> >multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount on both....
> >They Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
> >lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
> >up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
> >professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
> >she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...
> >They Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
> >to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
> >it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
> >responding. "Just
> >cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
> >Yep, THEY Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >They do walk among us, AND reproduce! AND just think, they voted.
> >Be very careful - They Walk Among Us
> >A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
> >he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good
> >home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there
> >without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that
> >people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true,
> >so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."
> >The next day someone stole it.
> >Caution... They Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
> >shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
> >said..."where???"
> >They Walk among us
> >====================
> >While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
> >direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
> >him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When
> >my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
> >sometime,she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
> >stuff."
> >They Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
> >got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
> >open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
> >days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting
> >to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific.."
> >They Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
> >overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
> >she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
> >convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
> >moving".
> >They Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through
> >a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
> >They Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> >discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
> >multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount on both....
> >They Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
> >lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
> >up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
> >professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
> >she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...
> >They Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
> >to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
> >it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
> >responding. "Just
> >cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
> >Yep, THEY Walk Among Us
> >====================
> >They do walk among us, AND reproduce! AND just think, they voted.
> >Be very careful - They Walk Among Us
