Post by ladyt on Feb 1, 2007 19:15:07 GMT -5
For those not feeling old yet today......
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> 1976: Long hair
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> 2006: Longing for hair
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> 1976: KEG
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> 2006: EKG
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> 1976: Acid rock
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> 2006: Acid reflux
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> 1976: Moving to California because it's cool
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> 2006: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
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> 1976: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
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> 2006: Trying ! NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz
Taylor
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> 1976: Seeds and stems
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> 2006: Roughage
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> 1976: Hoping for a BMW
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> 2006: Hoping for a BM
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> 1976: Going to a new, hip joint
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> 2006: Receiving a new hip joint
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> 1976: Rolling Stones
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> 2006: Kidney Stones
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> 1976: Being called into the principal's office
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> 2006: Calling the principal's office
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> 1976: Disco
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> 2006: COSTCO
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> 1976: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
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> 2006: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
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> 1976: Passing the drivers' test
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> 2006: Passing the vision test
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> 1976: Whatever
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> 2006: Depends
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> Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will
> certainly change things..
>
> The people who are starting college this fall across the
nation were born in 1987.
>
> They are too young to remember the first space
shuttle blowing up on liftoff.
>
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> Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
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> Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
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> The CD was introduced the year they were born.
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> They have always had an answering machine.
> They have always had cable.
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> They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
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> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
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> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
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> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
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> They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
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> They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
>
>
> They never heard: "Where's the Beef?",
"I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or
"de plane, Boss, de plane".
>
>
> They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who
J. R. even is.
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> McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
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> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
>
> 1976: Long hair
>
> 2006: Longing for hair
>
>
>
> 1976: KEG
>
> 2006: EKG
>
>
>
> 1976: Acid rock
>
> 2006: Acid reflux
>
>
>
> 1976: Moving to California because it's cool
>
> 2006: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
>
>
>
> 1976: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>
> 2006: Trying ! NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz
Taylor
>
>
>
> 1976: Seeds and stems
>
> 2006: Roughage
>
>
>
> 1976: Hoping for a BMW
>
> 2006: Hoping for a BM
>
>
>
> 1976: Going to a new, hip joint
>
> 2006: Receiving a new hip joint
>
>
>
> 1976: Rolling Stones
>
> 2006: Kidney Stones
>
>
>
> 1976: Being called into the principal's office
>
> 2006: Calling the principal's office
>
>
>
> 1976: Disco
>
> 2006: COSTCO
>
>
>
> 1976: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
>
> 2006: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
>
>
>
> 1976: Passing the drivers' test
>
> 2006: Passing the vision test
>
>
>
> 1976: Whatever
>
> 2006: Depends
>
>
> Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will
> certainly change things..
>
> The people who are starting college this fall across the
nation were born in 1987.
>
> They are too young to remember the first space
shuttle blowing up on liftoff.
>
>
> Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
>
>
> Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
>
>
> The CD was introduced the year they were born.
>
>
> They have always had an answering machine.
> They have always had cable.
>
>
> They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
>
>
> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
>
>
> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
>
>
> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
>
>
> They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
>
>
> They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
>
>
> They never heard: "Where's the Beef?",
"I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or
"de plane, Boss, de plane".
>
>
> They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who
J. R. even is.
>
>
> McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
>
>
> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
