earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Feb 7, 2007 22:41:06 GMT -5
I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy.
You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, you play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Unt il finally . . . . . You finish off as an orgasm.
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Post by lbowman1 on Feb 7, 2007 22:48:17 GMT -5
LOL!!!! ;D
Lori
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Post by joe on Feb 7, 2007 23:10:24 GMT -5
Yeah! That's for me!
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Post by sandsman1 on Feb 8, 2007 2:46:52 GMT -5
hahaha yea i think somebody screwed up and got it backwards that sounds right to me
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Post by Toad on Feb 8, 2007 5:46:29 GMT -5
You forgot losing: - the right to drink - the right to drive - the right to make your own decisions - etc, etc, etc...
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Feb 8, 2007 11:28:49 GMT -5
Yup- somehow things really got screwed up!
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Post by Condor on Feb 9, 2007 22:43:57 GMT -5
Well, if you're going to do the backwards thing, then begin with this:
Sdrawkcab Klat (Talk Backwards).
Words and Music by Steve Goodman & Mike Smith
Hey everybody wherever you are
They've got a new way of talking and it's
Gonna go far; you take the letters in the
Words, turn 'em around; say the last one
First and check out the sound, Talk Backwards
I know what you're thinking; that it sure sound strange
You talked forward so long that it's hard to change
But it's just like metric once you get the drift
You twist your tongue and give your palate
A lift. You take your favorite phrase, read
It in the mirror, practice that about a half
A year, and then sdrawkcab gnikiat mi em ta kool
You're a regular talking bassackwards fool
Talk backwards
Talking backwards is the new sensation,
Talking backwards is sweeping the nation
You amaze your friends when you start to rap
Don't say pass the butter, say rettub eht ssap.
Rettub eht ssap? Rettub eht ssap
And if you're out with a girl and she's a
Little bit shy don't say I love you; say
Uoy evol I. uoy evol I and I always will, Now
See if that doesn't take off the chill
Talk Backwards
Just the otherday I was walking down the street
And there was this little girl I thought I'd
Like to meet. I said excuse me miss but
Sserd taht teg uoy erehw. thgin ta tuo emoc
Yeht srats eki I era hteet ruoy
And I said am I getting through to you yet
She said you're a gent in the first degree
And I love it when you talk backwards to me
Talk backwards
You never can tell, but one of the nights
Those who talk backwards will demand
Their rights. They'll rise up angry
And get a solution in the form of an amendment
To the constitution, that guarantees 'em freedom
Of reverse elocution; and then every T.V. show
That airs will have to be captioned
For the forward impaired
Talk backwards
Rodnoc
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Post by beefjello on Feb 9, 2007 22:48:18 GMT -5
Things don't seem so bad in reverse LOL
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