earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Feb 24, 2007 23:51:00 GMT -5
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No", the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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Post by Toad on Feb 24, 2007 23:53:13 GMT -5
Hilarious.
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Post by sandsman1 on Feb 25, 2007 1:58:28 GMT -5
hahaha
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Post by lbowman1 on Feb 25, 2007 13:58:50 GMT -5
LOL!!!
Lori
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Feb 26, 2007 13:32:48 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!
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emyhro4048
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Post by emyhro4048 on Mar 20, 2007 21:06:11 GMT -5
I actually choked on that one it was soo funny. Ed
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Sabre52
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Post by Sabre52 on Mar 20, 2007 21:32:10 GMT -5
*LOL* There goes that soda squirting out of my nose!
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Post by LCARS on Mar 22, 2007 1:33:05 GMT -5
C'mon you should know better than drinking soda while reading the joke threads by now! ;D
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