earthdog
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Hillary
Feb 26, 2007 10:14:54 GMT -5
Post by earthdog on Feb 26, 2007 10:14:54 GMT -5
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHTS AS PRESIDENT in January 2009
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,
"Go to the theater."
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Hillary
Feb 26, 2007 12:00:27 GMT -5
Post by lbowman1 on Feb 26, 2007 12:00:27 GMT -5
Hahahaha!
Lori
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stefan
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Hillary
Feb 26, 2007 13:25:20 GMT -5
Post by stefan on Feb 26, 2007 13:25:20 GMT -5
Man Hillary in the white house AGAIN?  Now I'm having nightmares- But she will be giving New York a break then! |
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earthdog
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Hillary
Feb 26, 2007 13:57:12 GMT -5
Post by earthdog on Feb 26, 2007 13:57:12 GMT -5
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Hillary
Feb 26, 2007 19:15:27 GMT -5
Post by Toad on Feb 26, 2007 19:15:27 GMT -5
It will almost be worth having her as president just to have bill in the white house with no responsibilities. What a hoot.
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Hillary
Feb 27, 2007 16:54:57 GMT -5
Post by krazydiamond on Feb 27, 2007 16:54:57 GMT -5
nah, i'm holding out for Condi, a woman, an african-american AND a republican!!! now wouldn't that be cool?
KD
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WyckedWyre
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Hillary
Feb 27, 2007 20:28:23 GMT -5
Post by WyckedWyre on Feb 27, 2007 20:28:23 GMT -5
NOT.
:PS
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stefan
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Hillary
Feb 28, 2007 12:49:50 GMT -5
Post by stefan on Feb 28, 2007 12:49:50 GMT -5
Come on SUsan- Condi has got Moxy!!!-
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MichiganRocks
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Hillary
Feb 28, 2007 20:00:39 GMT -5
Post by MichiganRocks on Feb 28, 2007 20:00:39 GMT -5
Hey Stefan, I always kind of thought that Condi was really an alien scouting for an invasion.  Ron |
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MichiganRocks
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Hillary
Feb 28, 2007 20:02:26 GMT -5
Post by MichiganRocks on Feb 28, 2007 20:02:26 GMT -5
Don't know how good of a president Hilary would make, but I suspect that Bill would make a good first lady!
Ron
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WyckedWyre
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Hillary
Feb 28, 2007 20:04:24 GMT -5
Post by WyckedWyre on Feb 28, 2007 20:04:24 GMT -5
HAHAHA! Ron!
;DS
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Hillary
Feb 28, 2007 21:08:37 GMT -5
Post by xenaswolf on Feb 28, 2007 21:08:37 GMT -5
She can't do a worse job than Shrub!
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Hillary
Feb 28, 2007 22:48:33 GMT -5
Post by Toad on Feb 28, 2007 22:48:33 GMT -5
We'll never know unless we elect her. Vote for Hillary, she's smarter than a bush.
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stefan
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Hillary
Mar 1, 2007 12:50:35 GMT -5
Post by stefan on Mar 1, 2007 12:50:35 GMT -5
TOAD!!!! That is too funny- Oh and the only reason Bill wants back in is that he left a fine Cuban Cigar somewhere in the Oval Office!
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Now I'm having nightmares- But she will be giving New York a break then!
