earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Mar 5, 2007 10:01:22 GMT -5
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well,thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Mar 5, 2007 10:30:21 GMT -5
See what happens when cousins marry???
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Post by erbojones on Mar 5, 2007 11:05:53 GMT -5
Very, very good earthdog - just emailed it to my next door neighbour - I'm sure she'll be thrilled!
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Post by lbowman1 on Mar 5, 2007 14:45:35 GMT -5
LOL! That answers a lot of questions.
Lori
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Post by snowdog on Mar 5, 2007 22:21:01 GMT -5
Hey Edog, --- should of just "hollered" --- I could of told you all my cousins names without you having to do a search for them !! ;D ;D ;D I'm also known as ( schitt/head ) as I'm getting to be one of the oldest in the family now ! ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/eyesroll.png) -- gonna change our name to "coporlite" in a few years ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/eyesroll.png)
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Post by RockyBlue on Mar 5, 2007 22:31:22 GMT -5
Hey E! How did you find out this info. Fulla was my ex mother-inlaw...................Rocky
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Post by snowdog on Mar 6, 2007 10:12:03 GMT -5
Rollingstone ---- did you know his grandpa or dad? -- " Imin Deep Schitt " and "Imin Deep Schitt, Too" --- or have you ever seen one of his mom's pies --- everyone around here just refers to them as "schitt pies " -- they get smeared all over your face when you try to eat one ! -- but man, are they ever "Fun" to do!! ;D ;D
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Post by chassroc on Mar 6, 2007 13:01:40 GMT -5
I cannot resist...What about his Navy buddy, you known the cook named "Shit on a Shingle" csroc
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Mar 6, 2007 15:35:22 GMT -5
I think they are cousins with the crapp family-
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Post by xenaswolf on Mar 6, 2007 19:51:41 GMT -5
Don't they have a creek behind their house? Schitt Creek I believe it is...
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Mar 7, 2007 10:50:55 GMT -5
NO No they are up from there- Up schitt's creek
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Post by erbojones on Mar 7, 2007 14:51:04 GMT -5
I went there once - had a terrible time - I was up Schitt's creek without a paddle. Never again.
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Post by spikeict on Mar 7, 2007 15:12:42 GMT -5
There was a neurologist in the family, around town he was known as Schitt for brains!
This is like a old family game. The Mander family.
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Post by deb193 on Mar 7, 2007 15:28:41 GMT -5
I went there once - had a terrible time - I was up Schitt's creek without a paddle. Never again. ![](http://www.amuzensantics.com/funny/images/creek.jpg)
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Post by stefan on Mar 9, 2007 12:48:23 GMT -5
Good one!
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