earthdog
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Post by earthdog on Mar 14, 2007 15:52:03 GMT -5
Harley riders: "Live to ride. Ride to Live." Goldwing drivers: "Eat to ride. Ride to eat" Harley riders: "Loud pipes save lives." Goldwing drivers: "Honey, will you turn down the radio?"
Harley riders: Black leather jacket and chaps Goldwing drivers: Red snowmobile suit Harley riders: Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and lightning bolt on the back Goldwing drivers: Gray twill vest with trading pins and GoldWing Road Riders Association chapter patch on the back
Harley riders: Meets other riders at "The Dam Ice House" Goldwing drivers: Meets other riders at Denny's Harley riders: Biker Mama on the back. Goldwing drivers: HER Mama on the back.
Harley riders: Cross city ride ends at topless bar. Goldwing drivers: Cross country ride ends at Dairy Queen. Harley riders: National riders group meeting called "Hog Rally". Goldwing drivers: International group affair called "Wing Ding".
Harley riders: Riding in groups of two. Goldwing drivers: Riding in groups of twenty. Harley riders: Ape hanger bars and (proctologists dream) splinter seats. Goldwing drivers: Big wide seats for big wide butts.
Harley riders: Rolling thunder. Goldwing drivers: BarcoLounger with wheels Harley riders: Dew rags covering up steel plate in the head from riding without a helmet. But looking COOL. Goldwing drivers: Helmet with headset and microphones, covered in reflective patches
Harley riders: "This beer is flat, let's trash the place." Goldwing drivers: "This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%."
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Post by lbowman1 on Mar 14, 2007 16:38:38 GMT -5
LOL. Here's my landlord again. He's really amusing if you don't live next to him like I do. He went to bike week in Myrtle Beach, SC, one year with his Goldwing the same year that a mutual friend of ours went with his Harley. My friend Ed is cool and he was going out to have fun but the landlord kept following him around hoping chicks would be hanging all over him too (even though he is married, rude and a tightwad.) Ed tried sneaking out to a biker bar but once again got followed. There was an ocean o Harleys in the parking lot and one rickety Goldwing. After an hour of trying to escape and get a date Ed gave up and started to leave. The LL went too. Lo and behold! The Goldwing wouldn't start. Rather than help him Ed told him he was just going to sit there and watch while he went in to ask for help. A few minutes later all these bikers came out and saw the Goldwing. Ed said the LL almost peed himself! I would have liked to have seen that! The bikers stared at the Goldwing a minute and then cracked up. They got it started and sent him on his way giggling the whole time.
He never followed Ed around at Bike Week again.
Lori
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Post by Bikerrandy on Mar 14, 2007 20:08:55 GMT -5
The first time that I went to Rolling Thunder on Memorial day in DC, out of over 400,000 bikes, an older Honda caught on fire in the parade. It was quickly extinguished by a few bikers with beer. ;D
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Mar 15, 2007 9:23:38 GMT -5
LMAO!!!! I almost bought a honda years ago (not a wing) But I got to thinking- If I'm gonna do this and possibly risk my life- and die in a crash- Do I want a bunch of Harley riders Laughing at me??? I decided that I would be better off NOT riding!!!
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