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Post by hermatite on Apr 2, 2007 15:59:19 GMT -5
Hey, baby; wanna test the 'k' of my bedsprings?
Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone #?
You are one well-defined function.
Hey, baby - wanna be sinusoidal functions? We could oscillate horizontally¡K
Want a hot Euler body massage?
Oman, I want Djibouti!
Hey baby, how about I tinker with your software while you turn on my hardware?"
Hey, you're O positive too? Guess you're my type!
Remember my species - you'll be classifying it later.
Why don't you come over later so you can balance my equation?
Asexual reproduction is for pansies.
Let's get together later to converge.
Hey, I'd like to sample your population.
I think I need to work on the structural formula of your fatty acid.
I'm just a cute piece of DNA who is still looking for that special transcription factor to help me unwind.
Hey baby, can I be your DNA helicase? 'Cause I can unzip your genes
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Post by krazydiamond on Apr 2, 2007 17:58:00 GMT -5
.....and that is why they don't get many dates.
KD
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Post by stefan on Apr 3, 2007 9:41:07 GMT -5
I don't understand??? Good ones Herm-
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Post by chassroc on Apr 3, 2007 12:15:55 GMT -5
Nerds? I don't get it.
csroc
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Post by hermatite on Apr 3, 2007 12:59:51 GMT -5
the unofficial mottoa of my place of employ is "Nerd Pride". We are home of the nerd and proud of it!
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Post by BAZ on Apr 3, 2007 18:37:58 GMT -5
I'm keeping my "Moh's Scale of Hardness" nerd pickup line to myself. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by akansan on Apr 3, 2007 18:49:10 GMT -5
I laughed and smiled - same as I would probably do if someone used one of those on me. ;D
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Post by parfive on Apr 4, 2007 0:54:06 GMT -5
I had a couple of English teachers that were well-defined functions. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) Rich
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Apr 4, 2007 9:45:00 GMT -5
reminds me of my old science teachers favorite joke How do you tell male chromosomes from female chromosomes? ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) Pull down their genes! Sorry
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