earthdog
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Don't eat yellow snow
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Post by earthdog on Apr 26, 2007 9:23:44 GMT -5
When I am on road trip, I generally end up eating foods that I don’t often eat on a day-to-day basis. This, of course, causes violent eruptions in the digestive system. I have no solution for this problem. Here are a few thoughts: Beano just doesn't work. … When you have a passenger you have to hold it for hundreds of miles until you are about to explode…The “dead animal” excuse only works once or twice (Depending on the IQ of the passenger)… It ALWAYS amazes me that you can smell it at 70-80 mph…It also always amazes me that you can smell it through even the best leathers… I often wonder if bikers riding behind me ever get a whiff…Sometimes it is so strong that I even wonder if cagers can smell it… Now I know that everyone reading this has to admit that they have thought about these things and even more!!! Your thoughts are welcomed.
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Post by Toad on Apr 26, 2007 11:35:19 GMT -5
I think you better start bringing your own food and stop buying on the road.
Either that or let fly and apologize.
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Rose
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Post by Rose on Apr 26, 2007 11:45:27 GMT -5
Tough one, it not like you can blame it on the dog when you are traveling on a bike !
I think you will have to clench like you've never clenched before - good luck ;D
I can't believe I've just posted to a farting thread !
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Post by Bikerrandy on Apr 26, 2007 15:22:58 GMT -5
Always ride in big groups and never be the lead guy, this way you can blame it on the guy in front of you.
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Post by joe on Apr 26, 2007 17:48:42 GMT -5
You need an afterburner!
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Post by BAZ on Apr 26, 2007 18:53:29 GMT -5
I can't believe I've just posted to a farting thread ! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
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Sabre52
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Post by Sabre52 on Apr 26, 2007 19:48:57 GMT -5
Dang E-Dog. All you got to do is figure out how to run your bike on methane and no more expensive fuel for you *L* Talk about put puttin down the highway!...mel
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blarneystone
spending too much on rocks
Rocks in my head
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Post by blarneystone on Apr 26, 2007 19:54:38 GMT -5
LMAO mel.
Hey E - weren't you thinking about a flame throwing mod for your tailpipes anyway? hehe.. just re-route & all you need is an ignition source... ;D
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Post by krazydiamond on Apr 26, 2007 21:02:38 GMT -5
(can't believe i'm posting to a fart thread either.......)
harness that energy, eDog, it's sexy these days, the call it bio-fuel.
KD
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one80mike
freely admits to licking rocks
@(-_-)@ Princess Leia!
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Post by one80mike on Apr 26, 2007 23:29:40 GMT -5
You Yanks are a funny bunch. Here is Australia, if you let one fly...you claim it it as your own. Why let people give credit to someone or something else for something that you have worked hard on making. If it's yours, it's yours. You bought it into the world. You can't just disown it. You should take pride in something that has such a dramatic effect on so many people.
And edog, the whole idea of holding it in...foreign to me!
HAHAHAHA!
Mike
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181lizard
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Post by 181lizard on Apr 27, 2007 0:51:11 GMT -5
Oh my GOD! I LOVE fart stuff!!! Can't help it. I'm one of those gassious people. My beautiful daughter is too. (genetics) I gotta see if I can find my copy of the book "The Gas I Pass." Got it for my birthday one year. Found out...someone gave the same book to the spore child 8 days earlier.
hahahah!
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wm7734
spending too much on rocks
wheres my rockhammer ?
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Post by wm7734 on Apr 27, 2007 4:27:47 GMT -5
one80mike is right,and also it can do damage to you internally
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Post by Tweetiepy on Apr 27, 2007 7:48:48 GMT -5
LMAO - Susan you forgot: the playfull person who farts in the bathtub & bites at the bubbles!
Mike, my mom gets gassy from breathing - anything gives her gas. A long time ago, when I was living at home, I awoke one morning to her letting one rip as she woke up (or during her sleep) and the whole house shook (windows rattled, closet doors clanged) OMG I thought it was a pretty powerful one! We later learned that it was a small earthquake, but the idea of my mom & her "power" stayed with me...
I can't believe I said all that...
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Post by hermatite on Apr 27, 2007 7:50:10 GMT -5
Better out than in! (Unless, of course, you're talking about chaps)
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adrian65
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Post by adrian65 on Apr 27, 2007 8:41:25 GMT -5
Two friends are walking together and one of them farts. The other one, after a thoroughly sniff: - Hey, you farted! - Who, me? Naah, maybe it was the goat! - What goat? - Maybe it'll come one!
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desertdweller
fully equipped rock polisher
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Post by desertdweller on Apr 27, 2007 14:33:53 GMT -5
You people have entirely to much free time on your hands! ROTFLMAO
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Post by takilasunrise on Apr 27, 2007 15:06:41 GMT -5
I remember lying in bed one night and my newborn daughter was in her bassinette next to my bed sleeping. I kept hearing a little pitter patter noise and I kept thinking it was coming from outside...maybe an animal. I finally got up and followed the sound. It was little baby farts muffled by her diapers!
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Post by takilasunrise on Apr 27, 2007 15:08:21 GMT -5
Oh, yeah........when you're a passenger on a bike...........guess what? If you, the driver, ever feel a little warm rush on your back, guess where it came from! Passengers pass gas, too!
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earthdog
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Don't eat yellow snow
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Post by earthdog on Apr 27, 2007 18:54:47 GMT -5
Ok Takila, Now I'm gonna stand up on the foot pegs and let it rip...
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Post by Tweetiepy on Apr 27, 2007 19:14:35 GMT -5
I'm reminded of the "dumb & dumber" part when the two of them are riding on the moped to Aspen & one has to pee - just let it out man! Yeah that feels kinda warm!
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