earthdog
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Don't eat yellow snow
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Post by earthdog on Apr 27, 2007 20:33:11 GMT -5
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MichiganRocks
starting to spend too much on rocks
"I wasn't born to follow."
Member since April 2007
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Post by MichiganRocks on Apr 27, 2007 20:41:47 GMT -5
My mother-in-law holds the world record for the longest continuous uninterrupted fart. She's my hero! She'll do it while she's talking to you, in stores, in restaurants, anywhere, and never bat an eye. I want to be like her when I grow up!
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earthdog
Cave Dweller
Don't eat yellow snow
Member since June 2006
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Post by earthdog on Apr 27, 2007 21:29:10 GMT -5
I think I said this before, when Takila and I are in a store like WalMart, I'll rip one out when someone else is walking towards Takila and then I turn the corner so the innocent shopper thinks it was her that did it. I also like going into the feminine section with her when she used to get those pad things, and ask her in a loud voice, "I thought you used those huge maxi pads" She used to get o mad at me, she looked like she was gonna bust a vein in her neck. Now I don't have to go to WalMart with her anymore.
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Post by Toad on Apr 28, 2007 10:17:06 GMT -5
Nice earthdog. Jan used to have me peel potatos for her. But on two different occasions I cut myself with the peeler and bled all over the taters. She doesn't ask for my help anymore. And all I had to do was sacrifice a little skin.
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Post by freeform on Apr 28, 2007 12:11:02 GMT -5
HAHAHA, the title should say "deep farts by Earthdog"
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adrian65
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Arch to golden memories and to great friends.
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Post by adrian65 on Apr 28, 2007 22:25:43 GMT -5
A woman goes into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, you have to help me...I've got this problem: You see I can't stop farting. I fart all the time, only they are silent and don't stink. As a matter of fact, I've farted 20 times just now while talking to you.' The doctor fills out a prescription and tells the lady, 'here, take these and come back in a week'. So she leaves and a week later comes back to the doctors office. 'Doctor, doctor you must help me! Now things are worse. I'm still farting all the time, they are still silent but now they smell something awful. You must do something! What were those pills you gave me?' The doctor replied, 'Oh don't worry, those pills where just to fix your sinus condition, now we'll work on your hearing problem.' ;D And many more on www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Farts.htmAdrian
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