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Post by Bikerrandy on May 17, 2007 13:49:05 GMT -5
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But
do you know the difference between them? In an effort
to keep you informed, the definition for each is
listed below..
*GUTS* - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or
are you flying somewhere?"
* BALLS* - Is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying:
"You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions.
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cleo12797
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Post by cleo12797 on May 17, 2007 14:00:48 GMT -5
That is just waaaaayyyyyyy too funny! Thanks. I really needed that today!
Ang
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Post by hermatite on May 17, 2007 14:22:51 GMT -5
Wait..Randy...the guys you go out with wear perfume and lipstick? I'm so CONFUSED!
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spikeict
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Post by spikeict on May 17, 2007 15:08:47 GMT -5
Haha, the first one did kind of happen, one day my now exwife was sweeping the landing by the front door as I was walking by I dug in my pocket handed her my keys and told her to just take the car, she didn't get it. Five or six years later I was living with someone else and did the same thing, she laughed her ass off and threw the broom at me.
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Post by rockyraccoon on May 17, 2007 15:09:18 GMT -5
ok randy that is funny but herm you kill me! does that mean herm has balls? or guts?
kim
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Post by Cher on May 17, 2007 18:14:45 GMT -5
ROFLMAO .... Herm you're a hoot girl!
Randy me darlin' ... those are good but Herm knocked yer socks off!!
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Post by Bikerrandy on May 17, 2007 19:22:46 GMT -5
Hmmmmm, like she said, she's confused. ;D
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Post by larrywyland3 on May 17, 2007 19:45:43 GMT -5
I needed a good laugh.
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Post by sandsman1 on May 17, 2007 19:49:57 GMT -5
hahaha good one ---- but i would just say hey when your done sweepin i could realy go for some bacon and eggs doll-- befor i grab a nap -- hahaha
oh yea and thats ---IRON DAGO BALLS
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adrian65
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Post by adrian65 on May 17, 2007 22:43:18 GMT -5
Did your darling read your post, Randy? if so, you have both for sure  Adrian |
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stefan
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Post by stefan on May 18, 2007 8:52:25 GMT -5
well I tried this..... so I'm in the hospital having a broomstick removed from my butt......
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Post by hermatite on May 18, 2007 9:06:47 GMT -5
Stef, honey? before you have it removed...could you finish the porch?
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Post by Tweetiepy on May 18, 2007 10:41:41 GMT -5
Herm you kill me! - but you should have said "Stefan after you finish sweeping the porch with that broom up your butt, make me some bacon & eggs!"
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Post by hermatite on May 18, 2007 10:46:59 GMT -5
I was actually going to ask if he wanted to join my curling team...but alot of people here wouldn't get that reference.
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Post by sandsman1 on May 18, 2007 12:22:12 GMT -5
hahaha i got that one herm (faster sweep) hahaha
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adrian65
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Post by adrian65 on May 18, 2007 13:34:33 GMT -5
Hey Herm, that machine you just built is also a humour booster? You're unstoppable!  Adrian |
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adrian65
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Post by adrian65 on May 18, 2007 13:38:31 GMT -5
Hey, look at the g**gle banner above, it also understood our broomy talk LOL!
Adrian
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Post by Bikerrandy on May 18, 2007 14:48:15 GMT -5
I was actually going to ask if he wanted to join my curling team...but alot of people here wouldn't get that reference. Hmmmm, you're right. If it's a Canadian sport, probably has something to do with hitting a rock around on the ice or something crazy like that. We play "kick the can" but it doesn't require a team. lol |
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Post by krazydiamond on May 18, 2007 14:52:20 GMT -5
look it up, Randy and then you will get the incredible hysterical mental image of poor Steffy with a broom up his butt...
Herm, i have tears in my eyes.
check this out:
KD
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MichiganRocks
starting to spend too much on rocks
"I wasn't born to follow."
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Post by MichiganRocks on May 18, 2007 15:18:44 GMT -5
Hey Herm, when I was a kid I actually used to watch curling on TV. I was close enough to the border that I could get the CBC broadcast. Obviously, there wasn't much to watch in those days.  Ron |
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