Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

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earthdog
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Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women May 30, 2007 21:34:08 GMT -5

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Post by earthdog on May 30, 2007 21:34:08 GMT -5

If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you do not have to apologize before you can ride it again.
If your motorcycle does not look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
If your motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your motorcycle is misaligned, you do not have to discuss politics to correct it.
If your motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If your motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
It is always ok to use tie downs on your motorcycle.
Motorcycle curves never sag.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles always sound pleasant.
Motorcycles do not care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
Motorcycles do not care about how many other motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles do not care if you are late.
Motorcycles do not get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.
Motorcycles do not get pregnant.
Motorcycles do not have parents.
Motorcycles do not insult you if you are a bad rider.
Motorcycles do not mind if you look at other motorcycles, or if you buy motorcycle magazines.
Motorcycles do not snore.
Motorcycles do not whine unless something is really wrong.
Motorcycles last longer.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
You can choke your motorcycle.
You can have a beer while riding your motorcycle.
You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it will not get sore.
You can share your motorcycle with your friends.
You cannot get diseases from a motorcycle you do not know very well.
You do not have to be jealous of the person that works on your motorcycle.
You do not have to pay child support or alimony to an ex-motorcycle.
You do not have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle.
You do not have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it.
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your motorcycle when the old one is really worn.
Your motorcycle does not care what you are wearing when you take it out.
Your motorcycle does not get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.
Your motorcycle does not get upset when you forget it's birthday.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle will not leave you for another rider.
Your motorcycle will not wake you up at 3:00 a.m., and ask you if you love it.

karenfh
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Member since November 2006
Posts: 1,495

Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women May 31, 2007 0:50:30 GMT -5

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Post by karenfh on May 31, 2007 0:50:30 GMT -5

Back at ya!

32 Reasons Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men

It's enjoyable hard or soft.
It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
It doesn't mind if you take your anger out on it.
You always want to swallow.
It won't complain if you share it with friends.
It's "quick and convenient".
You can enjoy it more than once.
It comes already protectively wrapped.
You can make it as large as you want.
If you don't finish it you can save it for later.
It's easier to get the kind you want.
You can comparison shop.
It's easier to find in a grocery store.
You can put it away when you've had enough.
You know yours has never been eaten before.
It won't complain if you chew on it.
It comes chocolate flavored.
You always know when to get rid of it.
You can return it--satisfaction is guaranteed.
It's always ready to go.
You won't get arrested if you eat it in public.
You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.
It won't wake you up because it's hard.
You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.
You can tell your friends how much you've eaten without sounding like you're bragging.
It won't take up room in your bed.
It's easy to pick up.
You never have unwanted cookie dough chasing you around.
You know what the extra weight is from.
It won't get jealous if you pick up another one.
It never has an insecurity problem with its size.
It is very pliable.

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stefan Cave Dweller Member since January 2005 Posts: 14,113	Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women May 31, 2007 10:44:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by stefan on May 31, 2007 10:44:46 GMT -5 hmmm eating cookie dough on a motercycle???
	I can't tell if thats some Gneiss Schist, or that Schist is Gneiss. All I know is don't take it for Granite

hermatite Guest	Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women May 31, 2007 11:03:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by hermatite on May 31, 2007 11:03:56 GMT -5 CHAPS!

sandsman1 In Memoriam RIP John "sandsman1" Member since December 2003 Posts: 11,341	Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women May 31, 2007 17:48:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sandsman1 on May 31, 2007 17:48:54 GMT -5 and a bike dont gotta P every 30 miles just the broad on the back hahaha
	GOT TO KEEP THE LOONEYS ONNNN THE PATH john-- NOMAD--- U.S.A. -- IN GOD WE TRUST

sandsman1
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Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women May 31, 2007 17:52:58 GMT -5

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Post by sandsman1 on May 31, 2007 17:52:58 GMT -5

hey earth ya realy wanna piss off tk just say turn around doll and see if thats a cop behind us when she does her sunglasses get ripped off her face haha --- i lived with a blondy for like 7 years and she fell for it right up to the last ride hahaha

GOT TO KEEP THE LOONEYS ONNNN THE PATH
john-- NOMAD--- U.S.A. -- IN GOD WE TRUST

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