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Post by Condor on Jun 24, 2007 10:56:10 GMT -5
Cats. WHY? ![](http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/NMrocks/DSC01652.jpg) Answer: Because they are good for.......... Memory. All alone in the moonlight. I can smile at the old days. I was beautiful then. I remember a time I knew what happiness was. Let the memory live again. Condor
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Post by hermatite on Jun 24, 2007 16:42:41 GMT -5
Do you know all the words to "el condor pasa"?
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Post by Condor on Jun 24, 2007 18:01:48 GMT -5
Do you know all the words to "el condor pasa"? Answer: It could be googled, but that would be cheating. I do know all the words to 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall. Condor
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Post by hermatite on Jun 24, 2007 18:03:25 GMT -5
in short, then, would you rather be a hammer than a nail?
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Post by Condor on Jun 24, 2007 20:01:14 GMT -5
in short, then, would you rather be a hammer than a nail? Answer: It's best to listen to Hammer and Nail by the Indigo Girls. Condor
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Post by MrP on Jun 24, 2007 20:59:03 GMT -5
Are you the smartest man you know?....MrP
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Post by Condor on Jun 24, 2007 23:17:38 GMT -5
Are you the smartest man you know?....MrP Answer: No. Probably only the smartalekiest one I know. Condor
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Post by krazydiamond on Jun 25, 2007 8:34:00 GMT -5
why does time seem to speed up as you get older?
KD
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Jun 25, 2007 9:02:26 GMT -5
Ahhh Condor- so nice to have you back!! How were the Mountians?
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Post by hermatite on Jun 25, 2007 9:25:34 GMT -5
how do cars know how much money you have in the bank, then break down so that it costs almost the exact amount of your savings to fix?
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Post by Condor on Jun 25, 2007 9:30:36 GMT -5
why does time seem to speed up as you get older? KD Answer: Because our reflexes slow down, our brain mellows out, and our body begins to sag. This causes everything around us to look as if it is going at warp speed. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 25, 2007 9:37:49 GMT -5
Ahhh Condor- so nice to have you back!! How were the Mountians? Answer: Calm. Blissfull. Serene. Best of all, I came across a former student of mine, and our families hit it off great. We now have plans on going back again together, and the father and I will be going salmon snagging in October. Thank you for asking Stefan. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 25, 2007 9:51:08 GMT -5
how do cars know how much money you have in the bank, then break down so that it costs almost the exact amount of your savings to fix? Answer: It has to do with two specific people. The first one is the salesthief (oops, I mean person) who sells you the car. He (or she), is not just making conversation when he asks you "how much do you plan on paying per month," or "will you be paying cash or credit," and so on and so forth. The other is the lienance (oops, goofed again, I mean finance manager). He plays silly games with how you will buy your car, does a credit check on you without your permission then comes back and cries "you're taking food away from the table of our children." Meanwhile he fixes it to where just as you're about to pay off the car, and hold title........ it breaks down. Time to get a new one, or use all your savings to get it fixed. IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU. And that is how cars know when to break down. Condor
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Post by MrP on Jun 25, 2007 11:47:02 GMT -5
Answer: No. Probably only the smartalekiest one I know.
I guess I don't have to ask if you are honest do I? Ended up being a question anyway......MrP
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Post by Condor on Jun 25, 2007 13:59:30 GMT -5
Answer: No. Probably only the smartalekiest one I know. I guess I don't have to ask if you are honest do I? Ended up being a question anyway......MrP Answer: I am very honest. I believe in this rule... It is not good to lie, cheat, or steal. That makes me an honest man. Condor
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Post by krazydiamond on Jun 25, 2007 14:46:40 GMT -5
when someone asks your opinion and you know the truth will hurt, is it best to tell a little "white lie" or simply try to avoid the answer?
KD
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Post by Condor on Jun 25, 2007 15:40:55 GMT -5
when someone asks your opinion and you know the truth will hurt, is it best to tell a little "white lie" or simply try to avoid the answer? KD Answer: Mr. Bojangles. Condor
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stefan
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Post by stefan on Jun 26, 2007 13:21:29 GMT -5
Is there life out there? You know like other planets?
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Post by Condor on Jun 26, 2007 13:49:06 GMT -5
Is there life out there? You know like other planets? Answer: Absolutely there is. We all have a relative that is "out there." She might be on this planet right now, but you just know that she came from "wayyyyyyy out there." Condor
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deanf
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Post by deanf on Jun 26, 2007 23:32:14 GMT -5
Is there another word for synonym ?
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