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Post by hermatite on Jun 29, 2007 8:45:15 GMT -5
Gregory Peck. More than mere mortal, right?
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Post by Condor on Jun 29, 2007 10:03:25 GMT -5
Gregory Peck. More than mere mortal, right? Answer: Get a numerical clock. Pick any number, or minute, place Mr. Peck there, and he would be the best person for it. 'Nuff said. One of my personal favorites: Moby Dick. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 29, 2007 10:06:33 GMT -5
You really enjoy to put salt on my wound, don't you? ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) Adrian[/quote] LOL. Sorry Adrian. Maybe we can send you some WWR agates. Condor
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Post by krazydiamond on Jun 29, 2007 15:56:54 GMT -5
what makes all this lapidary stuff so darn addicting?
KD
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Post by Condor on Jun 29, 2007 17:16:23 GMT -5
what makes all this lapidary stuff so darn addicting? KD Answer: A rock goes back thousands of years to its formation. Back then, there was a small, fledging company that was growing potatoes. The name of it was Frito-Lay. They invented the first potato chip. In order get the Neanderthals addicted to their chips, they added lots of salt to them. Now, "no one could eat just one." Since some rocks look like potatoes, and were quite nice, workers from that company made sure that each and every rock that was forming had some sodium chloride in it. This is why rockhounds are so addicted to rocks. Condor
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Post by hermatite on Jul 6, 2007 14:37:07 GMT -5
How come fireworkers are prettier when you watch them with a five-year-old?
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Post by Condor on Jul 6, 2007 17:35:36 GMT -5
How come fireworkers are prettier when you watch them with a five-year-old? Answer: Because little tikes are among the best critters in the world, and to see their expressions is beyond priceless. Same goes when you take them rock hounding. Condor
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Post by Lady B on Jul 8, 2007 23:30:59 GMT -5
Howdy Condor,
I noticed you have had a few days off so you should be re-energized and ready to answer some new questions. I want to know why the Junk Mail on my personal email account at Yahoo is almost always posted as being from an individual and carries a lot of gobblely gook in the title but my Hotmail Junk Mail tends to be from "Corporations" with very impressive post titles, (except for that African Prince who just needs someone to help him recover his family's wealth)? This is one of those little ( and I do mean little) mysteries in life.
Lady B
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Post by Condor on Jul 8, 2007 23:51:08 GMT -5
Howdy Condor, I noticed you have had a few days off so you should be re-energized and ready to answer some new questions. I want to know why the Junk Mail on my personal email account at Yahoo is almost always posted as being from an individual and carries a lot of gobblely gook in the title but my Hotmail Junk Mail tends to be from "Corporations" with very impressive post titles, (except for that African Prince who just needs someone to help him recover his family's wealth)? This is one of those little ( and I do mean little) mysteries in life. Lady B Answer: Yahoo MUST have the title of that crazy "Yahoo" who sends that junk mail in order to live up to its' name while Hotmail must allow all those African princes who are from a very hot part of the world to send scam-mails, in order to live up to its' name. Condor P.S. I will be going up to the high mountains again for another week. I will be fishing, hiking, birdwatching, and hopefully enjoying the high mountain rains. I will respond to each and every question upon my return. Hasta la vista.
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Post by Condor on Jul 9, 2007 0:16:37 GMT -5
Why?? « Thread Started on Today at 10:21pm »
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are there braille keys on a drive up ATM? (cut and pasted from "Why" topic by Rockygibraltar)
Answer: So that the visually impaired can stop and get money for gas after travelling that 'Longgg and Blinding Road.' (that leads to your door)
Condor
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Post by lndcrz47 on Jul 9, 2007 1:29:11 GMT -5
groan,he he ![8-)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cool.png)
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Post by Rockygibraltar on Jul 9, 2007 19:36:02 GMT -5
Hahaha Thanks Condor.
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Post by Condor on Jul 13, 2007 18:39:19 GMT -5
How was the Roswell UFO Festival? or have The Electricals abducted you? ;)S (I am back from the high moutains again. Had another great time and last night was awoken by a bear. It was fun to see him right next to my tent camper.) Answer: Didn't go. Seems like every place and their alien uncles want a piece of the monetary action, and they were charging for almost everthing out there. It used to be free. Dang aliens are becoming capitalists! Condor
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Post by wm7734 on Jul 14, 2007 9:26:40 GMT -5
how come all the CRAP we see advertised on tv is ONLY 19.95 ?
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Post by Condor on Jul 14, 2007 9:58:27 GMT -5
how come all the CRAP we see advertised on tv is ONLY 19.95 ? Answer: It all started with the Polarioid camera back in the 60s. When it first came out, they used to have a commercial with a little jingle that went something like "it's only nineteen dollars and ninety-five." The was like quality stuff man. Anything less would be cheap and useless while $20.00 would be considered too expensive. The standard was set. It's still the same today. Condor
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Post by krazydiamond on Jul 14, 2007 10:58:10 GMT -5
what was the bear's name?
KD
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Post by Condor on Jul 14, 2007 12:49:39 GMT -5
what was the bear's name? KD Answer: Bowie. My high school was Bowie and the mascot was the bear. Condor
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Post by BAZ on Aug 11, 2007 9:56:17 GMT -5
This thread was on page 7 of the "Life" section. Does this mean that everyone's questions about life, the universe and everything have been answered? Wow, if that is the case then Condor my friend, you should be immediately elevated to ROCK GOD! ;D ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) PS Should I clean the house today or go play disc golf?
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Post by BAZ on Aug 11, 2007 9:58:43 GMT -5
Oh by the way, in my opinion this thread is just begging to be stickied! Hee hee!
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Post by WyckedWyre on Aug 11, 2007 10:17:24 GMT -5
I second that emotion.
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